Hoon

New Zealand high schooler slang for Vapes/E-cigarettes
Refers to the vape itself or the act of vaping.

Fiend 1: "Oi brudda chuck us a hoon aye"
Fiend 2: "hold on aye, hoon needs charging"

or

Fiend 1: "Imma have a hoon real quick"
Concerned fiend: "Just realised we're straight up crippling 60 nic addicts"
Fiend 1: yeah scuffed aye? *hoons*

by mynidro November 22, 2020

hoons

the phrase on when someone has done a rotton ass fart i mean that shit could flatten shernoble

guy 1: oops i just farted
guy 2: ah the hoons

by pussylickeruno May 18, 2023

Hoons

Big ass titties that make you feel happy to look at

Her hoons are massive

by Brothdon January 15, 2020

Hoons

A girl with massive titties that make you very happy when you look at them

Mann, that girl got massive hoons!

by Brothdon January 15, 2020

Hoon

Hoon is the best guy in the world. He is the best at videogames and all women love him. Everyone who talks to him will get popular and earn billions of dollars in the future. He has the best type of style and is super cool. His body count is over 45 million due to the famine I caused

(I am not a whore)

Ryan: OMG You're so cool Hoon I wish I can be like you
Hoon: I know right I'm so cool

by Cool Kid Butter November 20, 2020

Hoons

Just another way of saying a cigarette. A good ole jimmy heater. Most of the time it is used at a bar or a party as code word for a quick drunk cig.

Hey Joe where are my Hoons?
I don’t know Cody, you probably left them in the Hoon lounge.

by You ate my curtain January 22, 2021

Hoon

When you poo poo on someone so hard

Fin: “Just killed this Arab”
Lew:”Was it a hoon?”
Fin: “OF FOOKIN COURSE IT WAS A HOON BABY”

by Fin the chin September 13, 2020