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Hoon Ding

Black man: what's up
Superior white man: shit, if i knew you were of the Hoon Ding I would have made fried chicken and grape kool-aid
by Count Orlok August 6, 2023
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Hoon

Hoon is the best guy in the world. He is the best at videogames and all women love him. Everyone who talks to him will get popular and earn billions of dollars in the future. He has the best type of style and is super cool. His body count is over 45 million due to the famine I caused

(I am not a whore)
Ryan: OMG You're so cool Hoon I wish I can be like you
Hoon: I know right I'm so cool
by Cool Kid Butter November 19, 2020
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Hoon

New Zealand high schooler slang for Vapes/E-cigarettes
Refers to the vape itself or the act of vaping.
Fiend 1: "Oi brudda chuck us a hoon aye"
Fiend 2: "hold on aye, hoon needs charging"

or

Fiend 1: "Imma have a hoon real quick"
Concerned fiend: "Just realised we're straight up crippling 60 nic addicts"
Fiend 1: yeah scuffed aye? *hoons*
by mynidro November 22, 2020
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Hoons

Just another way of saying a cigarette. A good ole jimmy heater. Most of the time it is used at a bar or a party as code word for a quick drunk cig.
Hey Joe where are my Hoons?
I don’t know Cody, you probably left them in the Hoon lounge.
by You ate my curtain January 21, 2021
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hoon-spoon

A device worn around the neck at festivals to aid the administering of ketamine.
I left my keys in the tent, can I borrow your hoon-spoon?
by So0o00oo00oooo000ooo November 12, 2022
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Hoon Goonz

Hoon Goonz are a group of men that are ready to constantly fuck shit up.
Did you see those Hoon Goonz? They fucked those dudes up!
by bigballer84 March 15, 2022
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Sexy daddy Hoon

by animetittylover69 January 25, 2022
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