himbo 

a himbo is a very dumb man with a heart of gold. a himbo MUST be beefy, stupid, and handsome.

h - heart
i - intellect
m - man (a female himbo is a shimbo/herbo)
b - beef
o - of gold

"what animal is the pink panther?"
"damn it kyle, you're such a himbo"

himbo by raviolii October 21, 2020

hobo stab fest 

the widely recognized and known event in which many hobos get together under a bridge and have knife fights. hoobobs and snoobobs participate in these

o shit son! its a hobo stab fest pull over!

hobo stab fest by Gusto March 23, 2005

Hot Hobo Love  

The Act of Love shared between TomStud and HotBert.
Also the sole inspiration of the cult, the Plaid's. They wear Green Plaid shirts religiously. The legend of the Green Plaid Shirt echoes from sensual times shared between HotBert and TomStud. After their scene of intimacy they dress in the dark and the one who dresses himself in the shirt will be the submissive at the next turn of Hot Hobo Love.

HotBert- "Dude, Kstew is totally chagrining on my dazzle, bro. Have some Hot Hobo Love laters? Maybe YOU can wear the Green Plaid Shirt this time?
TomStud- "Ha, no way. You have the vag in this relationship, hookuh."

Hot Hobo Love by PrioriIncantem March 27, 2009

High School Hobo 

That guy/girl who keeps coming back to the school they graduated from to hang out or get at the high school kids. Their unable to let go of high school life so they are always there.

What is that guy doin here? Didn't he graduate last year? Shouldnt he have grown man stuff to do? Stupid High School Hobo's"

High School Hobo by KiiDSuN June 5, 2011

hobo beard 

A style-less style of beard. Comes as the result of not shaving, but is worn as a style after admired by the person. Most likely found on hobos also.

Yo man, did you see Mr. Czekaj's hobo beard? That guy needs a shave or two!

hobo beard by The Buhjohnston February 20, 2005

hobo death arena 

A strange coliseum-like structure located in Julian B. Lane Riverfront Park in Tampa, Florida on the shores of the Hillsborough River. Dubbed the Hobo Death Arena (or Coliseum) by members of the St. Lawrence University Crew Team in March 2005, it is the backdrop for epic battles between hobos found on the streets by said crew team on their daily runs from the Days Inn on Dale Mabry Boulevard to Julian B. Lane Park for morning practice during Spring Break. The hobos are allowed a choice of weapons - broken 40 oz. bottles, 2x4s, hypodermic needles found washed up on the docks, pieces of shopping carts or coked-out hookers. The winner is rewarded with a week's supply of Colt 40s and the loser's body is dumped in the Hillsborough River.

Common abbreviation is HDA.

When sent to the Hobo Death Arena, the weapon of choice for most competitors is the broken forty.

One time somebody wrote "SHIT" in shit on the wall of the men's bathroom in the Hobo Death Arena. The Director of Rowing called it Performance Art.

hobo death arena by a dud December 15, 2008

Hobo Slobo 

A musician known for his eccentric scat-like speech known as swamp talking. Part of the band "Hobo Slobo and The Strong Armed Jugnuts".

Hobo Slobo says "Skeebop Badoobop bluebah seedah!"

Hobo Slobo by Dirty Jack November 27, 2005