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Hogwart's Express

A sexual position wit one guy on the bottom with a girl sitting on top. There is another guy with his dick in her ass and another guy with a dick in his ass. There can be any number of guys daisy chained together in this fashion forming the train. All participants wear wizarding robes.
Harry shifted uncomfortably under the weight of the massive Hogwart's Express that had formed on top of him as Hagrid insert himself into Draco positioning himself as the new caboose.
by Headmaster Atlus January 8, 2010
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Hogwarts

Place you travel to when you've been smoking to much ganja. When you're really really high!
Damn man, I'm sooooo fucked up!

Dude we're definately in Hogwarts!
by KUiscool April 21, 2011
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howto

A set of online instructions documenting how to do something. Generally used by linux geeks.
I couldn't figure out the problem after spending eight hours reading various man pages so I finally went onlie and searched for a howto.
by w00tw00t April 5, 2003
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hogwarts

A person with many warts and pus-filled objects on their face, long blonde hair, are in a band, and think obese girls are fine.
Staci: WTF is wrong with his face?
Alicia: hogwarts.
by pseudo122 August 2, 2011
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hogweed

The Lord Protector of all Space, Time and Dimension. The one true God of all Gods.
That hogweed is one omnipotent dude.
by Heracleum Mantegazzianum July 29, 2003
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Hogwash

The act of taking one's penis and rubbing it in dirt or mud, and have anal sex while it is still dirty.
John and his wife, Shelly, enjoyed an intense hogwash after John got home from his trip.
by Jimmy H. Wash December 9, 2011
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hogatize

to publically humilate a friend, with drawings of a hog, penis etc on personally belongings.
Dude, kevin just passed out on the couch with his shoes on! Lets hogatize that bitch!
by bbbbbunick May 23, 2007
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