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Hog Hood 

A term used to describe the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.
Old Jenna was telling me she got railroaded by our buddy Bill, and when he finished, Jenna peeled back his Hog Hood to clean the excess load. Bill is lucky it was Jenna who used her Jism Juicer to clean it, she’s an expert who uses no teeth!
Hog Hood by Tee Cee Deez April 9, 2020
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Hog-Rider Cycle Deck 

A deck commonly used by people who lack a father figure, and by no skill clash royal players. If you want to immediately lose your dignity (and dad) for the sake of getting a couple wins, you should use this deck.

The funniest way to make these supposed people rage quit is by countering their horrible decks is by: placing bandit, mirror bandit, and clone right at the bridge. their underdeveloped minds only know how to A. place cannon and B. log the incoming bandits (which only sometimes works because bandit dash phases through the log).
Ryder: That guy has a Hog-Rider Cycle Deck
Kaeden: wow he has no dad or creativity!
Ryder: haha bandit go steal their tower

hog jaws 

a heavy woman usually in her twenties who thinks she is hot, wears too tight of clothing and when she eats looks like a hog devouring slop.
for example if a woman walks by you in a bar and fits this description, you turn to your buddy and say wow look at that hog jaw, this usually results in her boyfriend who usually weighs 100lbs getting in your face, while his girlfriend eats all the bar peanuts. This is a prime example of HOG JAWS
hog jaws by sly and matthew August 4, 2010

hog's eye 

The interface between the urethra and the outside world.
We got him to confess to Jill Dando's murder by forcing hot things up his hog's eye.
hog's eye by Lord Grimcock November 24, 2007
(verb) - the term refers to the act of motorcycle theft; however, very specifically the theft of a Harley Davidson motorcycle.
Did you see that? Johnny just got Hog Popped!

When I was younger my Dad showed me how to hog pop.
Hog Pop by KeizerSoze604 May 30, 2012
What remains of Hogarth Hughes' name on his BB gun from The Iron Giant.
"Hogarth? What an embarrassing name. Might as well call him Zeppo or something. What kind of a sick person would name a kid Hogar-..."Hog Hug". Hog Hug!? Hogarth Hughes!"
Hog Hug by JMReader September 29, 2021