Hobosexual

An opportunistic, lazy, unemployed individual who jumps from relationship to relationship in order to avoid being homeless and broke; someone who fakes everything about being in a real relationship regardless of race, social status, or sexual orientation in order to live off of the other person; a person who has exhausted all possible family connections and other friend sources, having already milked them completely. See also: parasite.

He is a career hobosexual, the lowest life form of a fuckboy.

by LokiFanoki January 30, 2023

Hobosexual

Someone that gets in a relationship with someone to have a place to stay

You go with ol dude? Yeah that’s my man. Girl he is not your man he is a hobosexual, he doesn’t want you he wants a roof over his head & you have just that lol

by Areilum October 14, 2023

Hobosexual

A person of the opposite sex who gets into a relationship to avoid homelessness.

"She doesn't even like him...she just doesn't have anywhere else to go. She's such a hobosexual!"

by Allie101977 October 17, 2023

Hobosexual

A person who engages in sexual and/or romantic relationships simply to have a place to stay.

She's fucking Trevor because he has a better house, she's nothing but a hobosexual.

by Sadam Scraggs April 15, 2023

Hobosexual

Hobosexual

Definition; A homeless person who will perform sexual favors for a place to charge their phones,use wifi, eat and sleep.

"It's so embarrassing that Tyler is such a hobosexual,he doesn't even care that everyone knows."

by Toohardforthefrontyard April 26, 2023

Hobosexual

A person who enjoys taking people out on dates that expect the following:

A person who expects to get their hair and nails done before the first date or during the talking/dating stage.

A person who thinks they deserve a fine dining meal for the first date.

I'm a hobosexual, I enjoy helping out the less fortunate, I know I'll never see them again but I love buying hair and nails to make them feel nice.

by B.C. Definitions November 24, 2023

HOBOSEXUAL

Basically someone who is dating or trying to date someone so they can be fed “Free” food.. either it be on a date or Uber-eats! With no intentions further besides the free meal. A BUM. It isn’t gender Exclusive.

Yeah this chick keeps hitting my DM’s so I can take her out on a date..but she giving HOBOSEXUAL VIBES..

by DEZtheDESTROYER December 12, 2023