An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 14, 2015
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derogatory term used to describe someone who gets their hands on something super rare (sometimes one-of-a-kind) and brags about it whilst adamantly refusing to share it with the wider community.
derogatory term used to describe someone who gets their hands on something super rare (sometimes one-of-a-kind) and brags about it whilst adamantly refusing to share it with the wider community.
"God, that guy's such a fuckin' hoarder. He's had that lost media for years and still hasn't shared it. Hopefully someone else finds it and comes forward."
by chainswordcs July 6, 2025
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A severe alcoholic so lazy that they fill their house with bottles of piss rather than repair their broken toilet.
A severe alcoholic so lazy that they fill their house with bottles of piss rather than repair their broken toilet.
by No Mercy May 26, 2025
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Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
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by 14pineapples May 12, 2020
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