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Hoarder Patrol

Noun. Group of people assigned to get a hoarder under control.
Sheena: If my mom keeps collecting buttons I'm going to have to call the Hoarder Patrol!
by Grinner74 October 19, 2011
mugGet the Hoarder Patrolmug.

Covid Hoarder

Someone who hoards PPE (Personal Protective Equipment in excessive manners.
Dude that asshole stole my only mask! What a Covid hoarder!
by ColoradoGuy375 June 10, 2020
mugGet the Covid Hoardermug.

Photo Hoarder

A person who has a lot of photos on his or her phone that they know they ain’t gonna need, but keep em anyways.
mugGet the Photo Hoardermug.

Pre-hoarder

A collector that orders things in advance to ensure they are one of the first to recieve to add to their collection
Danny always pre-hoarders the newest cell phone gadgets.
by InitialDYee March 5, 2024
mugGet the Pre-hoardermug.

snack hoarder

The person who always eats all the snacks, and during birthday parties of special events always tries to get two prices of cake.
Hey lets go watch that movie you've been talking about!

Ok sure just don't invite that snack hoarder

Snack hoarder:can I come?

Shit...
by mr mr jellyman May 3, 2018
mugGet the snack hoardermug.

Heat Hoarder

People who use the restroom hand-dryers to excessively warm their hands and/or body, and sometimes dry their hair.
My hands are still wet because the heat hoarder was taking forever with the hand dryer.
by Crazy M. October 6, 2011
mugGet the Heat Hoardermug.

infloormation hoarder

infloormation hoarder: a person or org who hoards technical information about flooring either by privatizing forums and making people pay for it.

A person who hoards information about flooring in his computer causing cyber-clutter
You can only get into that website if you pay to join the organization, they are infloormation hoarders.

Stephen's got so much infloormation his pc is clogged with cyber-clutter
by hardknees September 5, 2010
mugGet the infloormation hoardermug.

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