An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 14, 2015
Get the Social Media Cock Hoardermug. Someone who collects compromising anecdotes and personal Achilles' heel tales from friends and acquaintances for boosting his or her own morale and for possible weaponizing at some critical later date.
Don't kid yourself about Carol being a good listener. She's an emotional hoarder, and anything you told her while you were inebriated at that party will eventually come back to haunt you.
by Rich Hersh February 27, 2024
Get the emotional hoardermug. A jackass who spends so much time drunk and surfing internet pornography that they piss in bottles for months at a time, resulting in a large collection of fetid piss bottle strewn about their whole house.
by No Mercy May 23, 2025
Get the Piss Bottle Hoardermug. From both words hoarding and ordering.
The act of hoarding food and necessities, and therefore blocking delivery slots on supermarket online deliveries.
This happened during the pandemic of 2020.
The act of hoarding food and necessities, and therefore blocking delivery slots on supermarket online deliveries.
This happened during the pandemic of 2020.
I cannot believe that so many people have been hoardering so much in the last few days, I can't get anything delivered for 3 to 4 weeks.
by Chrisssstoffee September 22, 2020
Get the Hoarderingmug. by Appel420 November 24, 2019
Get the porn hoardermug. That friggin' Jessie Stamos crashed the party and in half an hour that pussy hoarder had five phone numbers, including my girl's!
by Phil Diddy February 4, 2014
Get the pussy hoardermug. by Sik240sx December 10, 2022
Get the Meat hoardermug.