hipster biscuits

Granola bars, clif bars, Lara bars. Any packaged bar that is vegan, all natural, gluten free, go free or dealt overpriced.

Here is your box of hipster biscuits Adam.

by Fatstick November 23, 2014

Bitch Hips

A man who has an anemically underdeveloped upper body, giving the overall illusion that his hips are wider than his shoulders.

Despite his disciplined workouts, Gil sadly suffered from a harsh case of Bitch Hips.

by Lexi Fulton October 14, 2011

hipster

Someone who believes that they are being unique and non-conformist, while in actuality they are all the same. Hipsters, while stressing individuality, all like the same general things: combat boots, cross jewelry, mermaids and american flag apparel for girls; skinny jeans and beanies for guys. Hipsters try so hard to be different that they are actually all alike. Hipsters most likely have a tumblr.

I'm such a hipster, I listen to indie music that nobody else has heard of, and buy all my clothes from vintage stores that nobody else goes to.

by justanotherconformist March 3, 2011

hipster enlightenment

n., a state of pure hipsterdom in which a hipster realizes that all things, including life itself, are mainstream and originality is a virtual impossibility

Hipster #1: "What happened to Alphonse?"
Hipster #2: "He died after achieving hipster enlightenment last week"
Hipster #1: "Death is so mainstream"
Hipster #2: "Original Hipster be praised!"

by Scottsifer July 9, 2011

Hippy flopping

The precise art of combining the disassocative ketamine with the pyschadelic Psilocybin to enter a false reality and explore your consciousness.

last night we were hippy flopping and I explored my conciousness in a false reality

by Mc Ganja Stench September 1, 2010

hipster dancing

When people, namely hipsters, 'dance' at concerts by standing around, bopping their heads, occasionally tapping there foot and MAYBE once in a while swaying their hips. This is to make sure that they look like they are enjoying themselves but not TOO much because that wouldn't be cool.

*Broken Social Scene plays in the background*
Hipster #1: Great music eh?
Hipster #2: Yeah, it's good.

by Eirinn July 18, 2005

Conservative Hippy

Fiscally Conservative with a Socially liberal point of view.

-The belief for smaller government.
-Let idiots be idiots/ you can't fix stupid.

-Support Free trade, deregulation of the economy, reduction of -government spending and deficit, etc.

The in-between: -Make Marijuana legal, but tax the shit out of it.

Hippy side: Supports local and seasonal products, vegans, vegetarians, organic items, gay marriage, looks for peace, and to be the change they wish to see in the world.

A Conservative Hippy is one who isn't fully conservative or liberal. Someone who believes in the greater good of society and quality of life, but with the freedom of each individuals own choice, not the governments. Open minded to all cultures, sexual orientation, race, and creed.

by wildchild413 April 25, 2012