Having a grotesgue and disfigured head on the tip of a man's erect penis. It is caused by misuse and torture of one's cock. The bumpy helmet can cause a man to be off balance and fall over like a tethered bowling ball to your waist.
"Milton had a boner but due to his enormous bumpy helmet on the tip of his cock he lost his balance knocking Craig's reports off his desk."
by Fergloch August 25, 2010
A cocktail made with half draft beer and half gin-and-tonic (with ice). Also the name for what happens to you after consuming a few knife helmets.
Ralph: "Man, I went to the Snug last night and ordered way too many knife helmets."
Chris: "How you feeling?"
Ralph: "Like I wore a knife helmet."
Chris: "How you feeling?"
Ralph: "Like I wore a knife helmet."
by CL Dabo May 15, 2012
by ThisIsMeHelloLookAtMe December 15, 2022
Jason pulled his pants down and revealed lord helmet, and it looked like a spinning top or jewish dradel.
by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017
by C-UNIT September 16, 2003
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
A popular alcoholic drink served especially in the "Companion" hotel bar in the town of Hearst, Ontario. It used to be made in the Palace Bar, but when that bar closed, the Companion took over serving it. I don't know exactly what is in it, it has something in common with Long Island Iced Tea, but it is called the "Purple Helmet" and it is a popular alcoholic beverage in Hearst.
by boonskis August 11, 2013