Headphone Savage

A person who do savage things while wearing headphones like smoking weed and flexing with guns

Yo he a headphone savage cause he doing wat savage does

by Amorion January 26, 2018

Office Headphone Syndrome

When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.

My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.

by Kentich January 4, 2024

Mexican Headphones

When two homies tea bag a girl on head ear so that four testicles are covering the girl's left and right ear in total.

Also slang for Pair Programming.

After Golden Gate Bridging Kelsey, Hank and Adam gave her the old Mexican Headphones to honor all of her holes.

by DankHank808 April 25, 2023

Headphone Jack

The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.

Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.

Literally nobody:

Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"

Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024

Headphone Scotty

When you wear headphones to not have to deal with certain situations or to ignore others.

So where is your son? He is in his room being a headphone Scotty .

by JokeMeOff November 24, 2016

Headphone Style

A way to have sex during which the woman curls into a headphone shape and the man crawls all over her, any way he wants.

What's your favorite style?
Headphone Style.
What?
When the woman curls into a headphone shape and the man crawls all over her?
I meant clothes...

by 53414539 April 29, 2022

headphone bluffing

Wearing a pair of headphones, typically within the context of a group of people studying, without actually playing music. The benefit of headphone bluffing is that people typically won't talk to you but you can still hear everything that is going on, therefore allowing you to be passively engaged in conversations of your choosing.

"Yo, I want to talk to Lucas but his headphones are in!"
"Look out, he might be headphone bluffing! You listening in, Luke?"

by BeardStrong April 26, 2014