by A dead bible July 24, 2003

When the weight of the world has got you down
And you wanna end your life
Bills to pay, a dead end job
And problems with the wife
But don't throw in the towel cause there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away
At Flaaamiiing Moe's (Let's all go to Flaming Moes) (Let's all go to Flaming Moes)
When liquor in a mug (Moooooe's)
Can warm you like a hug (Flaaa-ming Moo-oo-oooe's)
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
And you wanna end your life
Bills to pay, a dead end job
And problems with the wife
But don't throw in the towel cause there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away
At Flaaamiiing Moe's (Let's all go to Flaming Moes) (Let's all go to Flaming Moes)
When liquor in a mug (Moooooe's)
Can warm you like a hug (Flaaa-ming Moo-oo-oooe's)
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
by vgboy2002 June 15, 2004

To quote Ayn Rand, the greatest philosopher who ever lived:
"Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values."
"Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values."
by A equals A April 11, 2005

by fractionator June 4, 2020

A fictional word that is only known to most because it ends in penis. Similar to ligma, it is a setup to a punchline of a sexual joke.
by InterGraphenic February 3, 2023

by JohnLongshlong April 4, 2021

by spearmintzx August 10, 2022
