Akron Hammer

Nickname given to LeBron James by Sports Nations Michelle Beadle.

The Akron Hammer through down the monster dunk.

by TsteelCity36 November 9, 2009

hammercy

A short way to say "have mercy."

"Lawd hammercy, that girl got a nice ass!"

by Teedadawg July 20, 2014

Jaw Hammer

1. A sexual act of giving a blowy that resembles the motions of a jack hammer. A nude male leans back, resting his hands on the back of his head, rustling his fingers through his fine mane of hair, sending an open invitation to his female companion (or slam piece) to get to work. The female then crouches down like a tiger and forms her mouth into a perfect circle, licking her lips as she does so. She makes a quick, vertical drop, encompassing her mouth around the male's shaft with such ease. She begins moving so fast that smoke begins to appear from the rod, accompanied by the man's moans and screams, telling her to stop. Her movements then becomes involuntary and she cannot stop. Her jaw cramps and becomes locked on the penis. This is where the jaws of life come in handy, this being a household appliance, such as tongs or scissors to pry the mouth off. If a man wishes to avoid the jaws of life situation entirely, he will violently punch the girls face multiple times to knock her head off his wanker before he begins to chafe.

Ex. Zach: Yo Lauren, get on your dirty knees and give me a jaw hammer.
Lauren: Zach, you know what happened last time I gave you one. Your penis is still half-covered in band-aids!!
Zach: Bitch, I don't care!! *Grabs her head and forces her into submission. 2 minutes later, a scream is heard and the smoke alarms go off. They burn alive.*

by dzgilbreath December 12, 2012

The Hammerhead Maneuver

The act of splitting the head of the penis in half and then proceeding to just ram it in there

She loved when he used The Hammerhead Maneuver

by COClover69 May 25, 2014

lee hammer says no

Spoken quickly and flatly, as a rejection (with authoritative disdain) of another's opinion, request, suggestion. (Originated as sound bite on sports talk radio station, where Mr. Hammer produces.)

Your idiot relative at Thanksgiving dinner: That Brittany -- she'll make a comeback, you'll see.

You: Lee Hammer says no.

by b what u r October 3, 2007

Hammer Timed

An expression used to describe the current, planned, or post, state of extreme inebriation of yourself or an observed individual.

Did you see that girl just torch her bangs while lighting that cigarette, shes got to be so Hammer Timed!

Man the only way id ever consider bang'in that dude is if I was totally Hammer Timed.

by Craigorator November 8, 2007

hammer-time

A catchphrase that was used by MC Hammer when he would start dancing.

"Wo-o, uh-uh-uh, uh-o, HAMMA TIME... HAMMA TIME!"

by The Hobgibbon March 23, 2005