van hausered

when you see pictures of a chick on facebook and she looks smokin' hot, and then eventually you meet her in person and she is significantly less attractive than you expected, and has a kind of weird personality, and you are disappointed.

"hey man good luck tonight with that hot facebook chick"

- 5 hours later -

"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"

"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"

by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

Haduken Conniption

a fit, or hysteria of rage in which an individual cannot stop repeating the term haduken and doing the hand motions from "Street Fighter"

She won't stop! She's been playing too much street fighter and is having a haduken conniption

by haduken101 January 7, 2010

Pussy Hagus

After you cum into a girl's vagina, she squeezes out air. The resulting sound is that of bagpipes.

After we had sex, Heather sang me a pussy hagus.

by Marquis70 April 2, 2008

HADES

5 amazing schools in the Northeast area

1. Hotchkiss
2. Andover
3. Deerfield
4. Exeter
5. St. Paul's

"Scott, Which prep school should I go for high school"
"I'm not sure, but I dont think you would get into the HADES though!'

by Cushing Academy student October 6, 2012

Yu Yu Hakusho

i used to thinkitwas cool, until they tookit off Toonami

they shouldn't have.

by Alica November 4, 2003

HADES

HADES is an acronym developed on the website College Confidential. This acronym refers to the five most prestigious prep schools, though now it is used to refer to any prestigious prep school. Hades also refers to Greek hell, which is ironic that it also refers to some very desirable schools.

My HADES school is so much better than your school!

by GLADCHEMMS is awesome March 13, 2011

alicia marie hausrath

Alicia .. she’s loyal .. can read you like a book . She sees through u like the paranormal . Feels ten times harder then the average human being . Has hope and faith in the lord our savior and believes in the Holy Spirit and the son of God . Jesus Christ . She is street smart as well as book smart and is a force to be reckoned with! She loves so deeply especially the ones who give her the same in return . You cannot fool this woman as see sees what you cannot and knows you better then zoo know ur self! If you where ever too run into this beautiful spirit . I promise you’d never forget her . And you’ll never want to be with out her in your life. She is ‘pure royalty’ on the other side .

Alicia Marie Hausrath (McCollum)the woman you wished you had and would never forget
Her in the bedroom as for it’s so beautiful and paranormal to anyone who dares to take her on !

by Alicia Marie Hausrath(McCollum September 7, 2020