Gimli glider

1. Refers to Air Canada Boeing 767 C-GAUN (c/n 22520), which on July 23, 1983 ran out of fuel over Northern Ontario, and glided to a landing at an abandoned airfield in Gimli, Manitoba. At the time, this was the first ever dead-stick landing of a jet airliner. The aircraft was subsequently recovered from Gimli and flew for Air Canada for another 25 years before being finally retired in January 2008.

2. Subsequently, the term 'Gimli glider' has become Canadian slang for a particularly glaring screw-up.

1. Hopefully, the Gimli glider will end up in a museum.

2. You just pulled a real Gimli Glider back there.

by Eugene206 January 24, 2008

Gideon

I literally love Gideonz if you find a Gideon keep him, Gideons are the funniest sweetest, most loving guys you’ll ever meet. They’re sensitive and won’t do anything to hurt you

Person 1: yo you see That perfect guy over there?
Person 2: yeah he must be a Gideon

by Chicken_nuggies August 30, 2020

Guidette

(n): The female counterpart to the "Guido" specimen. Exclusive to North America, these creatures are usually of Italian-American decsent. A Guidette can be recognized by her orange color, similar to that of the common tangerine, and their either very light or very dark hair. Guidettes have an overly sexual demeanor, and will often emit high pitch shreiks to attract mates. A creature of habit, the Guidette will spend an excessive amount of time on her appearance, and will usually prefer to don very light lipstick (often to referred to by experts as 'Semen Lipstick'), brands such as Ed Hardy, BeBe and Juicy Couture. Scientists believe they are very tolerant to chemical exposure, as Guidettes will use 3-4 cannisters of hairspray in one day alone.

Although reproduction has not been studied in this species, the Guidette will usually have anywhere from 100 to 200 sexual partners in her lifetime. However, some specimens were found to have exceeded these numbers by the age of thirty.

Common health problems reported in the species include, but are not limited to, alcoholism, venarial diseases (Most often strains of hepititis and herpes), sagging and wrinkled skin with a leathery texture and brain death.

(Sources:

The U.S. Wildlife and Game Adminstration
The U.S. Center for Disease Control)

I think I will go to the Zoo today, The Guidette exhibit just opened.

by MArie8773 January 2, 2010

guidry

A Cajuan last name typically found in southern Lousoniana and parts of Sweden.

Bobby Guidry is the best garbage man in Stockholm!

by Lufenhighmer May 29, 2016

Guiced

It can be negative or positive When you overachieved an expectations or you did better than expected.

Holly Holm needed to beat Ronda Rousey but she didn't just beat her, she Guiced her by knocking her out

by TheGuicer February 26, 2017

Ninja Gaiden 2

Awesome game where you go around killing ninjas, dragons and fiends with ninja weapons and fireballs (there are actually several different types of "ninpo"). It is the sequel to Ninja Gaiden for the Xbox (obviously), and you play as Ryu Hayabusa. It is also insanely hard and will require a lot of skill and patience, especially on Path of the Master Ninja, or even Path of the Mentor.

<BLIZZARDRULZ11216> I CAN'T DO IT, IT'S COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE, IMMA GO PLAY WOW CUZ IT R FUNNER!!11

<MasterNinja2983> ...Ninja Gaiden 2 takes a lot of skill. It's a good game, maybe you just need more practice.

<BLIZZARDRULZ11216> NO, IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!

by Xtreme2252 October 13, 2009

Hand Guiding

When engaging in the activity of extensive making out, moving your partner's hand to the spot you want it. That being the lower back, buttocks, theighs, breasts, penis, neck, anywhere. It's a good way to let your man know you're ready to go to the next level without asking. It lets him know it's okay.

She was hand guiding me to that ass. That's how I knew it was okay to get handsy. I waited because I didn't want to until she was okay with it.

by inteligent-delight August 19, 2013