Grumpy Yeti

A tall, slender, athletic, very attractive, Caucasian man with long hair (usually dread locked), a long burly beard, a curmudgeony and sour yet, charming and funny disposition, refined taste, and an above average iq. They are usually loyal, slightly elitist and fussy (especially when bothered).They complain constantly and like to be left alone. They are as aware of their own short comings as they are of every one else's and tend to use alcohol, marijuana and other recreational pharmaceuticals to cope with their loathing for most of humanity. They are usually found living in the Rocky Mountain regions of the United States but migratory patterns show that they occasionally wander into in the Mid-West and Pacific Northwest regions of the United States.
I know he has his faults, but I really love the Grumpy Yeti.

Yes, I will pick up the Grumpy Yeti before I head to the show.
by Deadhead Mountain Girl July 09, 2010
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grumpy punching

The act of taking a long, large, and usually overdue shit.
"My grumpy punching tags have come in."
"That coffee was good, but now it's time for grumpy punching."
"She's taking forever because she is grumpy punching."
by HeavyMusicWorshipper May 31, 2016
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Granny and grumpy

They are amazing grandparents and love their little hanyaks and nincompoops
Granny and grumpy
by DominicIsReallyCoolie February 12, 2021
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grumpy Guido

Lorenzo is being a real grumpy Guido this morning.
by g#UNIT September 28, 2017
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Grumpy gills

An adult man who is not usually in a good mood
A manager usually at an Italian restaurant who’s employees are annoying

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Are you mr grumpy gills?

Why are you mr grumpy gills?
by Dubai shy April 30, 2019
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grumpy ana

An anal explosion, usually from a female, done on purpose despite pleas to the contrary.
This room reeks, my bitch girlfriend just dropped a grumpy ana.
by allwhites November 10, 2011
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grumpy shorts

Leg dressings that accommodate the sole purpose of pissing off the wearer.
Someone's sure got their grumpy shorts on today!
by Thrumper84 October 27, 2008
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