A tall, slender, athletic, very attractive, Caucasian man with long hair (usually dread locked), a long burly beard, a curmudgeony and sour yet, charming and funny disposition, refined taste, and an above average iq. They are usually loyal, slightly elitist and fussy (especially when bothered).They complain constantly and like to be left alone. They are as aware of their own short comings as they are of every one else's and tend to use alcohol, marijuana and other recreational pharmaceuticals to cope with their loathing for most of humanity. They are usually found living in the Rocky Mountain regions of the United States but migratory patterns show that they occasionally wander into in the Mid-West and Pacific Northwest regions of the United States.
I know he has his faults, but I really love the Grumpy Yeti.
Yes, I will pick up the Grumpy Yeti before I head to the show.
Yes, I will pick up the Grumpy Yeti before I head to the show.
by Deadhead Mountain Girl July 9, 2010

"My grumpy punching tags have come in."
"That coffee was good, but now it's time for grumpy punching."
"She's taking forever because she is grumpy punching."
"That coffee was good, but now it's time for grumpy punching."
"She's taking forever because she is grumpy punching."
by HeavyMusicWorshipper May 31, 2016

by DominicIsReallyCoolie February 11, 2021

An ill-tempered Italian.
by g#UNIT September 28, 2017

A Mexican Grumpy is the sexual act of inserting one's nose (just the tip) into the male partner's anus while being tea bagged.
Brad really likes it when he gives me a Mexican Grumpy, he smiles all the way to his proctologist's office.
by L.A.GRUMPY October 26, 2019

by harry deepwood May 10, 2010

This occurs when an extremely obese female gives a male a blowjob. towards the climax she then blows extremely hard, thus making her ears pop out and then the male takes out his dick and slaps her in the face with it.
OMG!!! dude yesterday i saw this fat prostitute and she sucked my dick and i gave her "The Grumpy Elephant!"
by Mr. charles swanson June 9, 2011
