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Gouche

A boy/girl that you like and they like you back but you haven’t started dating yet. Non official relationship with no kissing/ sexual feelings. More than a friend but less than a boy/girl friend.
I’m going to the movies with my gouche, Jake, tonight.
by Stace11 January 28, 2018
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Gouch

Someone Who Has Consumed Too Many Mogies Or Too Much downers
Check's Thomas Man Hes Gouched Oot His Tits
He's On The Broon Agen Mannnn
by TheSmakDealer2014 June 8, 2023
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Gouch

When a certain situation or something in particular is comfortable or easygoing.
1. “Hey bro, your new bean bag is gouch.”

2. “Thank fuck we have Mr. Smith for maths today, his classes are so gouch.”
by bilstu January 27, 2019
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Gouch gap

It's the sexy space between the end of a women's ass cheeks aka the cuffs and the end of the vagine aka el toto. It is like a thigh gap from the back.
Shanea's gouch gap is suttle but I can still see through it.
by Sweetcheekz August 24, 2016
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Gouch wax

The build up of smegma like material in the taint/gouch area.
Cody hasn’t showered in days, he probably has a build up of gouch wax.

I want to ride my Harley into town but I’m worried about getting Gouch wax all over my seat.
by The commies February 25, 2020
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Gouche

Person born a Male that has decided to maim their dick and nuts into, what most would consider abominable, a vagina is a Gouche. G-ÕO-CHe
Guy 1: Oh man did you see that fucking Gouche try to make its way into the female restroom.

Girl 1: Yah wtf, it's about time they had separate Gouche facilities for those fucking Gouche's

Girl 2: Far away from children!
by Icedrop303 November 29, 2021
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Gouche pickle

A Gouche Pickle is ur penis and the bit between ur anus. lol
by Doctor D I Brown September 10, 2011
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