hot gopher 

When one is golfing and finds the urgent need to defecate, but finds no convenient facilities, one might be forced to defecate in the cup (hole of the green). 'Hot' refers to the fact that poop is warm. 'Gopher' refers to the burrowing critters in the classic golf film Caddyshack.

"Guys, that schnitzel last night really went through me. I don't think I can make it back to the clubhouse. Mind if I hot gopher this hole?"

hot gopher by hotgopher June 8, 2016

Sneaky Gopher 

When you are with a girl and she doesn't know what holes you are going to go into.

I brought that girl from UND back to her dorm and pulled the Sneaky Gopher on her.

Sneaky Gopher by BoozerUofM January 30, 2010

double gopher 

When you bang two people in the same day/night

"I just fucked Emily"
"Dude what about Rachel"

"I fucked her today too haha"

"No way, you double gophered! Nice Man"

double gopher by Steve36 February 25, 2014

ass gopher 

1. One who makes a home in your ass hole as a gopher would do.

2. an obsessive person. kind of like when you say Zach is so far up Sean's ass it is unbelievable.

Why are you so obsessed with me you fucking ass gopher.

ass gopher by pimp juice101 December 13, 2006

whistlin' gopher 

In the car business, after a customer asks the salesperson "What's this ONE go fer?". And no matter what the price is, the customer always whistles! Hence a whistlin' gopher!

"So Mr. Salesman whats this one here go fer?" "Well, Mr. Customer, we are asking $9900 for this particular vehicle." (whistlin sound) followed by "thats too much" hence the whistlin' gopher.

whistlin' gopher by Your Go to Guy January 23, 2009

Back Door Gopher 

When you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finger pokes through slightly touching your bunghole and forcing you to wash poop from under your fingernails

Dude wash your fucking hands i can tell you've been getting the back door gopher.

Back Door Gopher by BarryHalls April 4, 2011

Spooge Gopher 

A mess of hair and cum that accumulates in your plughole, after weeks of wanking in the shower.

That spooge gopher in the bathroom actually crawled out and asked me to comment on the duality of man this morning. Clean your bath, man!

Spooge Gopher by Chiefwiddler2 June 9, 2009