by blallwin July 07, 2008
The act of pulling on one’s penis to break The Suspensory Ligament and permanently increasing the length of the penis.
by MoCeramic October 12, 2023
Gopher Shit is used to describe a nasty little man, or woman. They tend to be brownish, and small. Just like Gopher Shit. A person who is described as a piece of "Gopher Shit" is usually untrustworthy, dark, weak, and senile. The piece of Gopher Shit is also false, and filthy, The piece of Gopher Shit is also untrustworthy and undependable, it should be discarded.
Mark looks is a piece of Gopher Shit
Jose is so nasty, he's nastier than Gopher Shit
Juan looks like Gopher Shit
Juanita is so dark, darker than gopher shit
Jose is so nasty, he's nastier than Gopher Shit
Juan looks like Gopher Shit
Juanita is so dark, darker than gopher shit
by Bugatti July 13, 2014
by EmmyV October 24, 2005
When you are trying to shit but the poop keeps going in and out of your ass resembling a gopher going through its hole
by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019
when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.
I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.
i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.
I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.
i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.
I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.
by openInvent December 17, 2016
Any annoying co-worker who invades your work cubicle at any time uninvited even if your working there or not.
Wendy was the office ‘s cube gopher entering co-workers cubicles to rummage thru their personal effects after everyone else left.
by GreenHillGuy April 04, 2020