gooch

Gooch is a term that is used by stupid people who have learned it from the show, "Jackass." As the brilliant people on Jackass were talking about a piercing located between the testicles and anus, the moronic crew referred to it as a "Gooch." That created the obvious chain reaction of every dumb teen and frat boy thinking it was hilarious, and thus referring to it as such. Unfortunately, for these dim-witted neanderthals, it is pronounced, "GEESH" and spelled, "Guiche."

A similar example would be when someone asks, "how long did it take you to gauge that?" You cannot use, "gauge" in this way. The proper term would be, "stretch."

Idiot: "Dude, did you see that photo online? That guy had his gooch pierced."

Intelligent: "That would be a Guiche piercing. It's pronounced, 'GEESH.' 'Gee' sounds like, 'key.' God, I fucking hate you."

by ihateeverypersonever April 30, 2009

gooch

1. The skin between the asshole and the nut sack
2. Pulling the skin called "the gooch"

When the wrestiling team was showering some guy came up behind me and gave me a gooch.

by MattyDaddy February 7, 2003

gooch

The nickname for a very close aunt.

Aunt Gooch knows why i need the gold-bond

by Dustin B. December 28, 2005

gooch

Area between your asshole and your cock

i had this chick lick my gooch

by war-su-gi January 25, 2003

gooch

the area between your balls and arse crack

as george did a handstand, kim started scratching her gooch

by callum mckenzie September 4, 2005

Gooch

The part between your asshole and your balls.

The section below your balls thats all hairy

by Jon March 18, 2003

Gooch

Much debate. Not a taint. Men AND women have taints. Only men have gooches. Gooch = guy cooch. And it is the area between the balls and penis.

I have lint stuck in my gooch.

by AiiA April 22, 2009