crunching a grumpy

pooping or taking a poop

man, I ate all that food, I went to the bathroom and was crunching a grumpy, when someone knocked on the door.

by Wolfeppt1 August 4, 2006

Gary Grumpy-Pants

n. 1. one who may easily become grouchy or grumpy, even if it is not that often; 2. one who is always grouchy or grumpy.

Anja was being such a Gary Grumpy-Pants because she got annoyed when Adrianna and Alanna wanted to slappa da bass for the picture.

by the girl from ipanema April 29, 2009

glumpkin

During the act of oral sex, one holds thier flatuence until the point of orgasm and then releases the fart while ejaculating

A: "What the hell was that?"
Brian: "That was a Glumpkin, bitch"

by Swiss Cheddah January 11, 2008

gumpy

When two people who seem to have no skill in anything, have big feet, are awkwardly tall, and move their hands wildly play each other in a one on one game of basketball.

Damn fool... Caleb and Brett are hella gumpy out their on the court. They should be euthanized or something.

by DSizzzzzzzzzzle January 11, 2009

Gumpy

Someone who is dorky and uncordinated like.

Man that guy is gumpy as hell

by MattPo May 24, 2003

Glumy

How you feel when the weather sucks!

It's raining again, I feel so glumy!

by DrCryBaby June 17, 2009

Grumpy Penis

The act of being impotent when you bring home the cute girl from the bar, for once.

Kanye: Yo. Why you gotta get all soft when you get the chick in your lap and not when you're about to whack off to the TV? Breyers so deserved her, they would have gone at it like apes!

Talon: Don't be such a douchebag! We all know after a long night of drinking that one can get Grumpy Penis!

by ABCdsizeplease October 14, 2009