The inexplicable, unexplainable, incomprehensible powerhouse in which a man can possess in his pants.
Diana: “Do you know that new guy in the office?”
Rebecca: “Oh you mean Chody, yeah he’s such a man.”
Gus (popping out of nowhere): “yeah I was peeing in the urinal next to him and I took a peak and that man has INCREDIBLE GIRTH.”
Rebecca: “Oh you mean Chody, yeah he’s such a man.”
Gus (popping out of nowhere): “yeah I was peeing in the urinal next to him and I took a peak and that man has INCREDIBLE GIRTH.”
by Navajoboi November 24, 2018
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Get the Girthing mug.by LilDongle February 28, 2019
Get the The Girth Scouts mug.When a pregnant woman has an abnormal feeling of excessive growth & weight gain overnight seemingly to have gained pounds of weight and inches to her torso.
Girl: "Damn baby how you feeling these days?"
Pregnant girl: "I feel like I gained 5 damn pounds last night in my sleep."
Girl: " I remember those days. That's a Girth Spirt."
Pregnant girl: "I feel like I gained 5 damn pounds last night in my sleep."
Girl: " I remember those days. That's a Girth Spirt."
by itookmymedicine June 13, 2009
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"Isn't this a huge dick"
And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.
They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.
He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.
OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
"Isn't this a huge dick"
And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.
They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.
He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.
OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.
Free diddy.
Free diddy.
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