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Girlitis 

When somebody meets that special someone else and becomes so enchanted with them that they choose to spend more and more time with them. Time previously devoted to engaging in recreational pursuits with friends and family and co-workers.
Girleyetis

"Hey, wheres Phil? He hasn't come out for Chicken Wings and Strippers on Payday for weeks!"
"Out with Vanessa again."
"Again? Uh-oh, do you think its Girlitis?"
"Maybe. His mom said he doesn't even go to darts anymore."
Girlitis by TheOneAndOnlyBakker January 20, 2010

Girlephant

Jack loved his girlephant although she was enormous
Girlephant by Apostolosos April 28, 2010

Girlington 

Person 1: "Hey!"
Person 2: "What's up GIRLINGTON?!"
Girlington by JAKEINGTON December 29, 2011

Giulietta 

A psychopath. But also incredibly fun and hilarious! If you know a Giulietta or go out with one, you will definitely have a good time!
Person 1: Wow that girl is so crazy!
Person 2: Yeah but she's also so fun!
Person 3: She must be a Giulietta
Giulietta by Psychopathic Little Shit September 20, 2021

girlsexual 

To be gay with girls that are friends.
Kiss your girl friends without being gay
Your not gay if u kiss a girl

Girlsexual- used kinda similar to homiesexual but this one is for girls
girlsexual by Girl sexual January 28, 2022

wounded girlzelle

A girlfriend who will, through misrepresentation and exaggeration, make her boyfriend out to be a monstrous bastard in order to:
1) get sympathetic attention
2) prevent her gfs from ever getting close to her boyfriend.

This will backfire horribly if any of them give the bastard a chance and get to know him, or if they come on double-dates and realize that the slightest hint of bastardry is never evidenced.
I let her get away with the wounded girlzelle act because I honestly don't want to get to know her friends. From what she tells me, they all sound like a bunch of complete bitches!