gerbit

Goatsex roosterporn.

A: For you are me test gerbit.
B: You don't like my current one? :O
A: gerbil*
A: GO, TEST GIRBIL! GO!
B: Gerbit*
B: Gerbils suck. I want to be a Gerbit.
A: goatsex*
B: roosterporn*
B: Angie drew Rooster Porn in Boo's notebook.
B: So that was kind of an inside joke there.

by Anonym00se May 29, 2004

gerbabble

1. A silly word

2. A word used when feeling silly and frisky at the same time

1. "Gerbabble! :D" you say. "WTF?" says the other guy

2. "hey wanna touch my gerbabble?"

by NOYB2 September 29, 2007

Geriatric Traffic

When one is going well under the speed limit do to an old person driving in front of them, forcing them to be late, pissed off, etc

(Calling on a Cell)

Lisa: Hello
John: Hey, its me
Lisa: What's up
John: I'm going to be late, im caught behind some major geriatric traffic on broadway avenue.

by Carlos, NY January 10, 2010

Geriatrophy

A condition which causes the sufferers to behave like old people. Symptoms include: Limited memory/attention span, back pain, selective hearing, general crankiness, and other symptoms seen in old people.
Geriatrophy mainly afflicts high schoolers who don't want to bother with doing their homework, turning anything in, or otherwise remembering anything.

Mom: Can you turn in these papers tomorrow?
Child: No.
Mom: But you're a senior! You're old enough to be able to handle this. Take some responsibility.
Child: I have geriatrophy. I forget stuff.

by acolorfulcacophony August 24, 2011

GERMATTIC

to be overly German and dramatic at the same time....

"that bitch was being overly Germattic, i felt like a jew in Auschwitz."

by Badger1420 May 27, 2013

germato

A German Tomato

Wow that Germato is huge

by mattnibblonean January 6, 2015

Geriatric

One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn. They also go to sleep way to early from the lack of arch support.

Oh thats just Randall... he's geriatric, and needs his sleep from feeding people hard candies.

by Bob_Saget3 July 31, 2018