Magic the gathering

The worlds gayest card game to ever walk to the earth played by gay people

My friend played Magic the gathering he’s gay

by Predton December 5, 2019

magice the gathering

Magic the Gathering

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.

William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

by dejaflu September 8, 2010

Xbox Live Porn Gathering

when a group of people from a certain town trowbridge penatrate eachother electrically

xbox live porn gathering electrical penatration

by thefreak101 October 24, 2011

Cunt Gathering

An event where the only person engaged with the music is the DJ or band, while the audience chooses to film the experience instead of being fully present in the moment.

Went to this weird club last night where the cringy DJs were the only people dancing. Everybody was on their phone, no vibe, souless atmosphere, a total cunt gathering.

by Joe Smiff October 17, 2024

Gathering

A more biblical term for a church service. At churches with “gatherings”, you can get in trouble for using the wrong term.

Uneducated church member: “What service do you go to, 9:30 or 11?“
Educated member: “You mean ‘Gathering’.”
Guest: “What’s a Gathering?”
Educated member: “It just means church service.”

by Churcheducator June 19, 2020

Family Gathering

An event where you have to interact with your weird cousins, where you're grandma still doesn't get that your aunt is dating ''friend'' Claire and when they disappear to another room they ain't knitting, and you're Uncle Terry likes to get drunk and tell you how the Royal Family are Reptilians and 9/11 was an inside job.

Michel: Hey Will, wanna come over this weekend?
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve

by Big, Big, Martian November 30, 2022