Gaff shoes

Soft shoes worn inside your gaff (home) to protect your feet and your carpets.

I went down the corner shop to get some milk and forgot I was wearing my gaff shoes.

by Miss Andrist May 31, 2021

Pigeon Your Gaff

To throw pigeons at ones Gaff (house)

I'm going to pigeon your Gaff!!!

by Memez420710 May 2, 2019

Up The Gaff

When a girl is on her period

Did you hear about Abi, she’s Up The Gaff

by Donald_Duk April 12, 2020

Lezbo gaff

House of lesbians

Let’s book it to the lezbo gaff.

by Kippybitch July 23, 2019

Gaff

Gaff is northern slang for someone’s home, mainly used in Manchester, England.

Gaff = house

“Where have you been?” “I’ve been at Mark’s Gaff”

“There’s a party at Mark’s gaff tonight”

by M889 June 11, 2018

Blow the Gaff

To knock one out on to a piece of cloth - in most cases a hankerchief - roll it up and hide it under the bed covers.

Guy: hey, why you late today? Been waiting for ages...

Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.

Guy: Did you wash your hands?

by Crazy Meka September 16, 2009

Gaff Fever

The phenomenon when you come home from a gaff (house party) or a night out and you feel the drink starting to hit you.

Oh no that drink has proper hit me I have gaff fever.

by Polomint2001 December 24, 2022