fungaged

(adj) the act of spending your lives together as friends, lovers, and muppets.

The Swedish Chefs were fungaged for life.

by børtbørt April 4, 2017

fung ducker

Person who makes passionate love to a pile of human feces (shit).

I realized I became a fung Ducker , when I'd rather come home from work and screw a pile of my wife's shit then her hammered pussy/asshole!

by Seezar Sewickley October 22, 2017

Fungicide

the act or an instance of a fungi taking its own life voluntarily and intentionally

When he just couldn't take it anymore Bill the mushroom committed fungicide

by GlitteryTits November 30, 2017

Fungi cornholyis

The medical term to describe a bad case of athlete's asshole.

Brett: Man my asshole looks like I ran it up and down a fucking cactus. I got a bad case of fungi cornholyis.
Rick: Stop trying to sound smart and just say athlete's asshole!

by Couplepals September 10, 2019

FungleKungle

The scum on the bottom of your shoe. He was searching one fine evening in the cheese maze trying to collect all them cheese WHEN SUDDENLY the rat devoured him. Tore him fungle by kungle. Cried like a bitch.

FungleKungle: Where’s the last piece of chee-oh fuck me FUCK ME HERE HE COME—
WeetusMcFatNewt: heh

by FatFuckingKomodoDragon April 24, 2022

Fungledunk

A common insult used to describe someone lesser than you.

Jahwanamoe: Yo, wanna play Tetris: Effect for Oculus Quest 2, Xbox, Playstation and Nintendo Switch?
Bob.: ...No. Why would I play with you after you called my newborn a "Fungledunk"?

by Beefaroni_Salesman August 20, 2023

Raging Twat Fungi

Noun; meaning a person who is racist, homophobic, or otherwise depriving themselves of an open mind due to their lack of acceptance of a difference in belief or lifestyle. Slang. Can use acronym RTF as well.

"I believe that gays have no right to be in love."
"You know what you are? You're Raging Twat Fungi. Your thoughts are infectious and smelly."

Also:
"11:45:39 PM K*****: Whatever. I get angry at homophobes, racists, and any other Raging Twat Fungi." - Actual excerpt from conversation.

*Name removed for privacy

by The9Silent September 13, 2011