Fruitcake Baker

A woman who turns men gay.

Person 1: She turned all her boyfriends gay.

Person 2: They're all fruitcakes now?

Person 1: Yeah, she's the fruitcake baker or something.

by byegye May 25, 2009

Fruit sandwich

The act of a man tucking his genitals between his legs, then turning around so his buttocks face his audience. Generally, attention will be drawn to his genitals with the question "would anyone like a fruit sandwich?". The whole act is usually performed naked.

"Would you like a fruit sandwich?"

by The dangling captain May 22, 2013

urban frubing

to find used condom in public place and drink the spunk from it like u would a frube yoghurt

that mans been urban frubing

by scottscott23 June 11, 2009

Fruit booty sucka

a television friendly term for a gay ass motherfucker Invented by Stevie Ray of WCW fame.

That Curt Hennig is a fruit booty sucka with his teal tights and all.

by Dr. Disque December 5, 2002

fruit-punch mouth

A red colouring that someone has around their mouth, possibly stained by a drink such as fruit punch.

A quip made by Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer during the first season, regarding a vampire with a blood mustache.

That guy definitely has fruit-punch mouth, although I'm not sure exactly what he drank to get that colouring around his mouth.

by avsc May 23, 2007

fruit spread

Really good music, is a synonym for jam, since jam is fruit spread

"This song is my jam! Listen to that fruit spread!"

by Sassy Sasha December 15, 2018

Fruit Leather

An older gay man whose skin has turned to leather from too much tanning. Loves to wear speedos wherever he goes to show off his leathery brown wrinkled skin.

That beach in Maui is so full of fruit leather it's creeping me out.

by JonnyB99 November 21, 2011