Apple Fritters

Delicious batter coated chunks or rings of apple, deep fried and served with honey or syrup. Comes from the blessed nation of China.

Also available as banana and pinapple fritters.

I'll have a Chicken Chow Mein and some Apple Fritters please

by Megann Babesss ;D March 5, 2009

pussy fritter

The cheesy after sex that dries on the covers of yo bed...

yellowish/white flakey substance

by Greg December 18, 2003

frottage

sex with your clothes on

Even though both were fully clothed, he got on top of his girlfriend and engaged in frottage with her by grinding and gyrating his crotch on her till he ejaculated in his pants.

by Orange County California February 1, 2015

FOTT

"Fresh Off The Turd". A fart released when you really have to take a shit. Particularly unpleasant as it's been sitting right on top of a turtle head.

We were on our way to eat lunch and Patrick dropped a FOTT. The windshield fogged up and I gagged in my mouth twice before I could get the back window down to puke out of it.

by ChiefK February 26, 2009

Flottistic

Unable to handle simple tasks, regularly losing your mind over small things, making strange noises randomly, and just being a jackass.

"Dude, I think you may be flottistic" Person 1
"You think I got the Flott!?" Person 2

by TheMajekalBum May 11, 2010

Froater

A froater is a legend. If you’re a froater you just know. Froaters are the coolest people at the party. They chug beers up their ass for fun. They know how to have a good time. Froater are also fucking sexy and make you shit your pants with laughter. If you come at a froater they will rock your shit. Froaters are undoubtedly the best people on earth. There are only few froaters in the world but usually froaters hang out with other froaters. Froaters are also great in bed

Tony: damn Destiny is looking fucking hot. I should go talk to her. Juan you should go talk to Macy

Juan: they are both froaters dude, I don’t know if we can handle them

by Big.Papa.D June 30, 2018

Foottwister 2000

The best footjob you will ever get. It's a double-foot, curve-toed, sloppy droppy combo 2000. Most people give this with white toes. Some might even say it's better than the gawk gawk 3000.

Dude, last night Amy gave me a foottwister 2000, I think I almost fell in love.

by Magesty April 2, 2021