freetard

Free Range Retard - An insanely stupid person who has been allowed to exist within mainstream society, often ignorant of their condition

The driver in the right hand lane decides to cut off 4 lanes of traffic and turn left at the intersection

guy 1 - "hey don't you hate that guy who always asks about exactly what the prof just said"
guy 2 - "Yah someone let him out"
guy 1 - "Absolutely...he's a real freetard"

by snowflake50 September 14, 2012

freetknocker

a cross between a freet or a fart in a jar and a knocker or shewing away of a freet

Dont be a freetknocker

by cody robinson January 24, 2007

freetarded

The condition when cold weather causes a frozen face and diminished mental capacity which impairs your ability to speak. When you try, everything sounds stupid.

When Josh caught up to his friends at the ski lift, he made some freetarded comment about how bitchin the slopes were today.

by mrgerbek December 29, 2009

fregerbum

Somone hoo duz stoopid tyepoz

I was a fregerbum writing that definition.

by Fregerbum man April 24, 2010

freetiquette

Etiquette that should be used at free events, such as not going for seconds before others have had firsts or leaving a generous tip.

Freelancer: We should leave $10 in the tip jar before we leave.

Freegan: Why?
Freelancer: We each had our two free drinks, the bar tender is working like crazy with all these people here. It's good freetiquette.

by the18thcenturyfox July 26, 2011

Freetonian

1. one who hails from Freetown, the capital of Sierra Leone.
2. Relating to Freetown; of the kind or style prevalent in Freetown.

1. Those who live in Freetown are called Freetonians or Freetowners.
2. I have no knowledge of Freetonian history.

by uttam maharjan November 9, 2011

Fredet

Ueber bitch. Pronounced fre-day.

She's such a fucking fredet.

by damnme August 29, 2012