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always & forever

The never ending love two people feel for one another. It means til the day you die you will always love that one person.
by cmucky October 28, 2008
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felony forest

A large number of Air Freshner Trees hanging in your vehicle in an attempt to cover up the smell of illegal substances.
Even though Mary had a felony forest hanging from the rearview mirror, she was sure the cop could still smell the joint she just smoked minutes ago.
by Sarah Bellum66 April 26, 2007
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Forest Fist

While hooking up with a girl in the woods, you stick your whole fist into her asshole.
Danny: Hey Tara, you wanna go and make out in the woods?

Tara: Yes!!! but only if we can do a Forest Fist because I already used my toothbrush.
by Shugah Nipz November 28, 2009
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i'll love you forever

no matter what happens we'll be together. you're a huge part of my life and i'll never give that away. i care about you more then anything in the world. you're my everything. i'll love you forever.
casee: "i love you".
ethan: "i love you more".
casee: "i'll love you forever".
by kcbaybaee January 13, 2011
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fml forever

Jen: today sucked
Hannah: Fml forever
by Heightbabe April 17, 2017
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Foreskin Restoration

What a circumcised male does after learning how horrible circumcision is. It works by stretching the skin every day for years, causing penile skin to very slowly grow and form a skin tube with some (but not all) functions of a real foreskin.

Some people will tell you it's a waste of time because it's not a real foreskin and you can't get the nerve endings back. However, foreskin restoration still has so many benefits that everyone who does it says it's worth it. You do get some nerve endings back, but not all. Every restorer reports a massive increase in sexual pleasure.
I became depressed after finding out my parents mutilated me after I was born, so I started foreskin restoration.
by ForeskinRestorer March 19, 2019
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Forest Mix

The act of taking a branch with leaves, berries and loose bark, the sticking it up your partners anus and licking it out.
I gave that little niglet a forest mix
by fhgul April 29, 2011
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