Lotion Man

An ancient myth. A man who knows no bounds to his power nor knowledge and only knows how to utilize all of his wisdom and strength into manifesting lotion and controlling it to make or do whatever he wishes
The Lotion Man made my asshole more slippery!
by 🧴 Lotion Man 🧴 January 31, 2021
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Throat lotion

When a man cums down your throat because you said it was itchy
"Girl get good motion by using your throat lotion"
by Throat lotion October 7, 2021
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Pig Lotion

Copyrighted to D2_Hacker.

You rub it all over yourself and you are instantly drop dead sexy.
Here Joe, rub this Pig Lotion on yourself and you will be sexy.
by James Ash June 24, 2004
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Lotions and Potions

The hair and skincare products metrosexual males use.
Anything that would normally be found in a girls bathroom cabinet, but coloured in black or silver so it appears more manly.

"I'm going to tho store to buy some steak."
"Whatever man, you're restocking on your Lotions and Potions for your skin and hair."
by Shaved_Deer March 14, 2012
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Moldovan Back Lotion

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.
"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"
by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012
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bo bo lotion

"Hey I think she loves hot bo bo lotion".
by Dee Lac December 10, 2013
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lotion lady

of Jamaican origin. A female who prefers to drink from the furry cup
That Sandy Toksvig's a right lotion lady. you can tell by her penchant for wearing ties and ill-fitting men;s suits.
by Van Baggins November 11, 2004
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