Flat Stanley

1) A Boner
2) A children's Book from the '60's from which the term got it's name.

*Note that the term can be used two ways, to refer to a boner, or to address one.
1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.
2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?

by CJ McMastaKewlio February 10, 2009

Stanley Shum

A teacher that teaches maths andICT AT LSC, but he teaches us like shit, and is fat like an egg. and his nickname is Shum egg

Student 1: I like Stanley Shum's lesson.
Student 2: Don't be so 8745.

by yeah b0i November 4, 2019

Stanley, Va

Stanley, otherwise known as Meth City. Commonly known for the amount of meth you can find in your neighbors stationwagon. It's not a rarity to drive down the main roads to find a big ass crack, looking son of a bitch fixing his 97 ford tauraus don't worry that's normal here in Meth City. 93.2 percent of the Population speaks like Farmer Fran. Also if you visit the back yard of Dollar general and Family dollar you'll find an "so good it's addicting" diet call methaphatemine which will make you lose weight just as quick as your teeth.

Stanley?
Yeah, meth city!
Oh yeah that's a 8 ball passed Shenandoah and a gram before Luray.
stanley, Va also known as Meth City is a small town in Virginia

by Dickie boy johnson November 29, 2016

Stanley Donahoo

Deceased.

Stanley Donahoo died in an epic cage fight. . . in the first two seconds. JOYCE DOMINATES!

by marsargo December 11, 2009

Stanley Straight

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.

"Oh my god look at my Stanley hair today!"
"This hairstyle? It's totally Stanley Straight"

by Tobicat August 18, 2017

daphne stanley

A gorgeous loving girl married to the most handsome boy alive named joe stanley. Joe stanley would do anything to protect his loving wife Daphne stanley. They love eachother so much hehehhehehh

Joe and Daphne stanley sure do love eachother alot. THEY SHOULD MAKE A FAMILY AND HAVE BABIES WHEN THEY GROW UP HEHDHHDHDHEHEHE. SOCIAL DISTANCING GOT THEM SO MESSED UP BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SEE EACHOTHER.gn go to sleep or ill tell your mom or dad You're reading this rn and don't get your ass to bed.

by Itsdaphanieee April 16, 2020

Stanley Uris

The amazing Bird Boy that deserved way better.

A: who does Bill like?

B: Stanley Uris?

C: no Bev…

by It’s pennywise July 6, 2022