Flat Stanley

1) A Boner
2) A children's Book from the '60's from which the term got it's name.

*Note that the term can be used two ways, to refer to a boner, or to address one.
1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.
2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?

by CJ McMastaKewlio February 10, 2009

Stanley Shum

A teacher that teaches maths andICT AT LSC, but he teaches us like shit, and is fat like an egg. and his nickname is Shum egg

Student 1: I like Stanley Shum's lesson.
Student 2: Don't be so 8745.

by yeah b0i November 4, 2019

Stanley, Va

Stanley, otherwise known as Meth City. Commonly known for the amount of meth you can find in your neighbors stationwagon. It's not a rarity to drive down the main roads to find a big ass crack, looking son of a bitch fixing his 97 ford tauraus don't worry that's normal here in Meth City. 93.2 percent of the Population speaks like Farmer Fran. Also if you visit the back yard of Dollar general and Family dollar you'll find an "so good it's addicting" diet call methaphatemine which will make you lose weight just as quick as your teeth.

Stanley?
Yeah, meth city!
Oh yeah that's a 8 ball passed Shenandoah and a gram before Luray.
stanley, Va also known as Meth City is a small town in Virginia

by Dickie boy johnson November 29, 2016

Stanley (town)

Stanley is a little disease ridden town near consett what is full of scary hard people and at there maccies they have to have a bouncer there and there also is the head quaters of the stanley maffia who will pull up to your house if you diss stanley but still conset>>>stanley.

Stanley (town) is a very scary town
man 1:hes fit
man 2: there from stanley
man 1: oh well

by Uncle Barry touched me May 11, 2022

Stanley Uris

The amazing Bird Boy that deserved way better.

A: who does Bill like?

B: Stanley Uris?

C: no Bev…

by It’s pennywise July 6, 2022

Stanley Donahoo

Deceased.

Stanley Donahoo died in an epic cage fight. . . in the first two seconds. JOYCE DOMINATES!

by marsargo December 11, 2009

Stanley Straight

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.

"Oh my god look at my Stanley hair today!"
"This hairstyle? It's totally Stanley Straight"

by Tobicat August 18, 2017