by tinyy. October 24, 2008
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"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"
by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005
Get the Former FedEx Employee mug.A dysfunctional family that was once functional, a disowned family, and/or a term used by family member who wishes to speak of his family in a past tense.
"I don't talk to my formerly anymore"; "I haven't seen a member of my formerly for a long time now."; "I come from a dysfunctional formerly".
by Gskala01 March 22, 2008
Get the formerly mug.When one binge-drinks for three days without ingesting any real food, and finally makes a bowel movement. This movement is entirely foam-based, with no trace of solids.
Yo bro, I went camping this weekend and only drank, didn't eat. When I got home, I sprayed out a serious foamer simpson.
by actionjackson27 August 11, 2012
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by Kramer says Ukraine is weak April 17, 2022
Get the Former Ukraine mug.To fantasize about good food while eating crappy food. Similar to masturbating in that you are fantasizing.
"Did you see that Dominos Pizza commercial? Ooooooh I want Pizza now. Too bad I am broke. I guess I will eat toast and fooderbate about Pizza."
by Canucklehead April 20, 2006
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by THE FORMER YUGOSLAV REPUBLIC OF MACEDONIAN CITIZEN October 16, 2003
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