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3 footer

a bong that's three feet tall.
damn i got so blowed off
this 3 footer last night.
by tinyy. October 24, 2008
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Former FedEx Employee

Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.
"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"
by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005
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formerly

A dysfunctional family that was once functional, a disowned family, and/or a term used by family member who wishes to speak of his family in a past tense.
"I don't talk to my formerly anymore"; "I haven't seen a member of my formerly for a long time now."; "I come from a dysfunctional formerly".
by Gskala01 March 22, 2008
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Foamer Simpson

When one binge-drinks for three days without ingesting any real food, and finally makes a bowel movement. This movement is entirely foam-based, with no trace of solids.
Yo bro, I went camping this weekend and only drank, didn't eat. When I got home, I sprayed out a serious foamer simpson.
by actionjackson27 August 11, 2012
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Former Ukraine

The territory was once but a mere province of the Soviet Empire, they tried the independent thing before Russia moved back in.
This is the line to change your former Ukraine passport in for a Russian Federation.
by Kramer says Ukraine is weak April 17, 2022
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fooderbate

To fantasize about good food while eating crappy food. Similar to masturbating in that you are fantasizing.
"Did you see that Dominos Pizza commercial? Ooooooh I want Pizza now. Too bad I am broke. I guess I will eat toast and fooderbate about Pizza."
by Canucklehead April 20, 2006
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the former yugoslav republic of macedonia

A country north of the Greece state of Macedonia. Its capital is Skopje. It was formerly part of the communist republic of Yugoslavia.
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