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Fontanna 

or commonly called "Tan" she is the best friend a girl could have. She's pretty much awesome. She's friggin insane and enjoys peeing on lawns while drunk with her best friend, also, she enjoys getting completely wasted and passing out on her floor while taking pictures. In a nutshell, Fontanna is the shit, and if you have a problem with her you can shove it up your ass. Love youuuuuu <3
that girl is wasted, she must be a Fontanna.
Fontanna by mpodyo February 8, 2010
Related Words

Fonteyne 

That is so FONTEYNE!
The situation in which one is a third party observer to a so greatly embarrassing situation that the observer is uncomfortable.
1)Watching movies like Meet the parents can be a fontrum. It goes so bad for Greg that you feel uncomfortable.
fontrum by BrockIII September 22, 2005

fontanoon 

to pass gas in while lounging in the bathe tub and bite the arising bubbles
fontanoon by Bridget the midget September 13, 2003
The crushing, humiliating, ass-clenching embarrassment you feel for someone else which is so painful you can't even watch whatever they're doing.
"Did you see George Galloway dancing on Celebrity Big Brother? Total fontra."
fontra by astrocraft January 18, 2006

FontCest 

Considered Cancer among the Undertale fandom, people still ship it a bunch.
Tho they are brother and skeletons they still ship it.

It’s like SansCest or PapCest, but instead of AUs, it’s brothers. So sweet ol’alabama time for these two brothers.

There are many different types of Fontcest such as:
• FellCest
• SwapCest
• LustCest
1: Who do you ship in Undertale? I like Soriel
2: SORIEL!? I LIKE FONTCEST
1: Um, Ok then, you do you then
2: FONTCEST FOREVERRRRRRRR
1: ....
FontCest by XxX-White Towel Snap-XxX September 15, 2020