flubber

Ooze-like product derived after stabbing a grossly obese person. It has the potential to solve the world's energy problem, can be used for cosmetics, & can also be fed to starving african children. Could be removed via medical procedure, but desperate hooligans are known to shank fatasses after chasing them around for a couple of blocks, then selling the contraband flubber at exploded prices, or using it themselves for sustenance.

Ever since the diet craze, we've been having flubber shortage... what the fuck am I supposed to do for heat, food, make-up, and fuel? Dogshit? Fuck that! I'm gonna shank me a fatass...

by tubarao January 10, 2009

Flub

Felling like a fat ugly lump.

Often used when self conscious and naked in the bedroom.

“She was having a Flub day and was too self conscious to have sex”

by MissBlob February 18, 2018

flubba dub

The act of gay fat men dong gay stuff in a bath tub.

What were you doing last night Frank?

Frank, "Oh I was flubba dubbing it."

by Mrvalsalva April 19, 2009

Flubber Grubber

a fat person with a dirty mind, usually full of admiration for the office swamp cougar

I wish that flubber grubber would stop turning every comment I make into an innuendo

by Kirky100 September 20, 2010

flub the dub

1. To avoid/ignore someone

2. To evade one's doody - No, duty.

I had to flub the dub ignored when my friend wouldn't stop asking me to hang out with her

by Ladybuglovers April 18, 2018

flubber

Melding of the words flab and blubber. Used to describe the extra fat hanging aroud the waistline.

Clasping the top button of your pants accentuates your flubber.

by Carrie C. February 14, 2006

flubadub

phrase describing the inability to complete a coherent sentence... i.e mumbling like a bastard, or like old relatives when they are telling you about the days of old and you can't understand what the devil they are saying.

In 1924, Mavis and i were walking the downs in old swithering town when we wnernjnenjfnjfnjn fluabdububububububububub........

by Cookie December 13, 2003