flochbozo

the god of everything, although young he is very powerful and amazing. also the best tiktoker out there tbh, his mutuals are also very shmexy and lord flochbozo and his mutuals basically rule the world tbh

A: "yo do u follow flochbozo on tiktok?"
B: "oh you mean god?"
A: "yeahhhh lol 😍"

by gundham85017 April 1, 2021

flochenjoyer

flochenjoyer is someone who sends feet pics over gmail. they usually live in mushroom houses and eat salty licorice. if you come across one DO NOT make them mad. this will only result in ereri pictures.

person 1: omg i found a flochenjoyer when i was hiking! they’re so cute, so i stuffed them in a jar!
person 2: ARE YOU A IDIOT! BRING THEM BACK NOW, DONT YOU KNOW THEY’LL SEND ERERI PICTURES???? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

by norafawnslover April 5, 2021

flochad

Saying that some dumbass mf said Negra in rocket league and is gay as hell for all dudes in the world willing to suck everyone's cock

*enters flochad* ohhhh daddyyy<333

by Rocketcocket May 9, 2021

flochswig

flochswig is the most epic relatable tik toker on earth (though she may not post as much). flochswig is talented, hardworking and strong bc she watched jojo, simps for guts (berserk) and has good taste in music.

I'm jealous of flochswig, how dare she not moot me?!

Flochswig is so cool!

by flochswig July 6, 2021

FloorChalk

FloorChalk is known to be Floorbeds fan and has been following them for 9 months total

:FloorChalk is Floorbeds first fan!

by Slave4U? August 2, 2021

flochify

a man who will straight up eat your toes whole. he especially likes it when there seasoned with soy sauce. he is a very smart human being and likes to flex his advanced classes. he has a girlfriend named cora but wants to leave her for a thick thigh ed goth girl named grace.

omg have you heard of flochify? no? well he’s very smart.

by dickeater2020 August 11, 2021

Flosch

Like the german word schnieke just better

1) Doing the dishes is not very flosch.
2) It would be flosch not having to do the dishes.

by sommerchen October 2, 2021