flochenjoyer is someone who sends feet pics over gmail. they usually live in mushroom houses and eat salty licorice. if you come across one DO NOT make them mad. this will only result in ereri pictures.
person 1: omg i found a flochenjoyer when i was hiking! they’re so cute, so i stuffed them in a jar!
person 2: ARE YOU A IDIOT! BRING THEM BACK NOW, DONT YOU KNOW THEY’LL SEND ERERI PICTURES???? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
