Flatulatio

The art of sucking a fart out of the anus of a partner/victim.
Derived from the latin words 'felatio' and 'flatulation'.

Price: Come here Tashie, I want a bit of flatulatio and I like the feel of your hairy back and tash on me Johnny Bravo.
Tashie: Yes Mr.President. Right away.
Yours Sincerly,
C. Price

by N. Bradley January 9, 2008

Fatulence

Defined as a fart-like noise originating from air trapped in between fat rolls lubricated by sweat. Often heard emerging from obese people leaning over to tie their shoes or pick up the tv remote while wearing a speedo.

Bob's fatulence scared away the dog when he bent over to pet it.

by They call me Domingo December 1, 2010

flatulance

A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.

"How 'bout if I break that flatulance off in your ass, Nigga?!"

by Larry Sanders December 15, 2004

flapulent

A sputtering fart, caused by an overstretched anus expelling gas.

After all that buttfucking, his asshole was so loose that his farts sounded like a kazoo. He was, like, totally flapulent.

by flyingdog August 10, 2012

flatulence

the farthing of Shrek

Shrek made a flatulence while in the mud tub with Fiona....she did the same

by serdrcgvdswedf March 11, 2022

Industrial Flatulence

Gas spewed from the clenched cheeks of an industrial refinery. Usually sulfur compounds which generally smells and tastes like rotten eggs mixed with shit. Generally results in a slew of lawsuits when encountered.

One the way here we encountered a cloud of industrial flatulence that could gag a maggot.

by stink-lawyer December 19, 2009

manual flatulence

The act of releasing air through ones anus by first creating a vacuum in the colon and then releasing said air.

When Rebecca said "I love you" first, Mark realized that manual flatulence was the only action that could save him from taking the situation seriously.

by This name is already being use July 2, 2011