fatass monkey

A term for the female genitals. Primarily based on prominence, and/or thickness. Can also be applied to goodness, see example below. There is really only one correct construction of this term, it must be used as in the example.

"Bitch got a fatass monkey."

by fattfreddie January 15, 2008

flats

Runflat tires; tires that will never ever pop. THey will let u keep on rollin

if you ridin' rims u gotta ride flats

by PsychoticIdiot May 15, 2006

flatasplat

when your wheenis get stuck in a car door the splats all ove making it flat "flatasplat"

james:oh crap
jeff:what happend
james:flatasplat

by kig john November 14, 2016

Fatass-Asaurus

An INCREDIBLY fat person.
Such a fatass that they are as big as a dinosaur.

Jennifer waddled down the hallway and almost rolled it. 'Fatass-asaurus.' Bill muttered at her.

by XelaxXxaleX March 17, 2009

Fatasstrophe

A catastrophic event caused by a fat person. Often happens at fast-food places, hospitals or at you mothers house.

Liam: "Damn there was a fire at Mc. Donalds yesterday and no one could get out of there."
Nik: "Why?"
Liam: "No one was slim enough to get out of the doorway."
Nik: "Wow, that was a real fatasstrophe."

by sNilli May 28, 2013

Flatarnde

Fat, yet successful

Jonah Hill is a flatarnde actor.

Flatarnde people are rare because fat people are usually lazy and gross.

by JerBear53 May 26, 2015

flateaser

A flateaser is a small breasted women who usually has a nice ass and also happens to be a dick tease.

That Betty Lou has no titty but she sure likes to show off that mighty fine ass to me every chance she can .
That bitch is a real flateaser!

by Mister mojoworkin August 19, 2016