Flarking

The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy while she shits on the tip of your penis. She or he will then shove the shit into your urethra using their tongue.

I cannot wait to go flarking after school!

by Flark maxxer March 28, 2024

Flacking

A sex act in which a man wearing a set of medieval armor jerks off while standing on the rim of an active volcano. When he is on the edge of cumming, he jumps into the volcano and cums when he lands in the lava.

-This definition was cooked up by Asa Shin Erection.

Flacking was a favorite pastime of men in the 16th century.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz May 14, 2024

Flashing Fireman

A playful, titty-powered kink where someone gets turned on by flashing their boobs at firefighters—often as a cheeky thank-you for being hot in every sense of the word. It’s fun, flirty, and a little bit unhinged. Sirens go off, shirts come up. Everybody wins.

Flashing fireman isn’t about starting fires—it’s about rewarding the ones who put them out… with titties.

by Darlin Denton and Pet Nympho April 15, 2025

Flarking

Flarking: When someone fakes sleeping and farts because their body wouldn’t do that in a sedative state. Flarking .. Farting while fake sleeping

Dude I know you’re not flarking over there,

I can tell your awake.

by MattyBrady May 9, 2025

flarking

flarking, jorking your peanits but in a farkle from girl meets world way.

oh my god im flarking it

by tyfawn July 17, 2025

bar flanking

The action of attending a large number of bars on a night out. Flanking is the method used, where the bar is attacked from every possible angle and emptied of all alcoholic liquids.

Lad's, lets go bar flanking tonight?
That bar just got horrendously FLANKED.

by LaZenia2011 July 29, 2012

virtually flashing

The act of sending a naked picture to someone else without being asked to via any digital means.

I was virtually flashing today. I sent a picture of my junk to a girl I met.

by Amishoney January 25, 2015