PENILE CHOCOLATE FLAPJACK

When you're having anal sex with a female and you get erectile dysfunction during intercourse and your dick goes into the shape of a square and when you pull it out the tip is covered in shit looking like a slice of chocolate flapjack

I had anal for the first time last night and when I pulled out I went full penile chocolate flapjack

by Fuckknuckles November 4, 2016

mexican flapjack

When a male ejaculates onto a womans back, lets it dry, then proceeds to peel the product off her back and make her eat it.

Dwet made a mexican flapjack on Daggie's back.

by Eric Lex December 10, 2007

australian flapjack

When a man ejaculates on a womans chest, she then goes outside and sunbaths until the jizz has cooked to the point where it resembles a flapjack. She then eats the resulting "flapjack".

Hey, did you hear? Brian gave his girlfriend an Australian Flapjack yesterday afternoon!

by jonstar1028 August 3, 2007

pink flapjack

When a woman's lips are spread and repeatedly slapped by a paddle. Then once swollen she is burned with a lighter till "golden brown".

hey did you hear james gave that hooker a pink flapjack, bet she doesn't forget that one.

by riddle_my_balls May 7, 2011

Texas Flapjack

The act of applying ones ballsweat to anothers facial area in the form of a slap.

1.hey he is asleep. lets texas flapjack him!

by anusblast May 16, 2013

Philadelphia Flapjack

n, the act of the recipient of anal sex farting while a penis is inside their anus.

Sam: I finally got to fuck Shelley in her ass last night.
Fred: Good work, how was it?
Sam: Great, until she dropped ass on my cock.
Fred: Classic Philadelphia Flapjack!

by natedogg101 March 11, 2009

Israeli Flapjack

The sexual act of standing on your lover's upper thighs as they sit up against a wall. Then sliding your feet backwards as you slide down past your partners genitalia, stopping as the mouth approaches the genitalia of your partner.

-Guy 1) Katie enjoys Israeli Flapjacking tons of dude.
-Guy 2) Dude I know! She Israeli Flapjacks like a champ!!

by themanwhoplaysinsnow October 29, 2011