by Perkywhitenips July 29, 2006
Get the african flapjacks mug.A somewhat overweight and overused bandwhore with extremely large and floppy breasts that she sticks in the face of musicians in the hopes that they are drunk enough to consider her worthy of shagging. A fat chick with huge tits who thinks she's really sexy.
Jeff: Dude, that was a great set we just played. Those chicks in the crowd are really diggin' us.
Jeremy: Oh, shit. Here come Raggedy Flapjacks. I hate it when she climbs all over me. It scares the really hot chicks away.
Jeff: Word.
Jeremy: Oh, shit. Here come Raggedy Flapjacks. I hate it when she climbs all over me. It scares the really hot chicks away.
Jeff: Word.
by pktoe August 7, 2006
Get the Raggedy Flapjacks mug.A classic sex move in which you batter the girl up by pulling out and coming all over her chest and stomach, then you flip her over, add the chocolate topping by taking a dump on her back, then you dust her with a handful of blow, thereby adding the powdered sugar effect.
All of my friends commented on the fine craftsmanship I demonstrated by giving Jody the ol' Carolina Flapjack.
by Jickety March 16, 2008
Get the Carolina Flapjack mug.One can accomplish this sex move by pressing and spreading one's butt-cheeks onto a person's chest or back. While this occurs one must defecate, producing a flat turd- or the "Flapjack" on the person's body. After you are done, proceed to cum on the flapjack, this would be the butter on top. And Enjoy!
by green-morning-wood September 15, 2009
Get the Alabama Flapjack mug.by ilerminerty May 22, 2015
Get the buttery flapjacks mug.Two people sexually pressing their bodies together with syrup between them (butter optional) while masturbating each other.
Bill: You want Aunt Jemima or Mrs Buttersworth?
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.
by Wolf Edmunds December 7, 2019
Get the Human Flapjacking mug.When you jerk off too much the tip of your penis rips open at the tip,folding both halves back; Therfore the bloody flapjack
Dude did you hear what happened to Ethan?
He had to go to the hospital because he got a bloody flapjack!
He had to go to the hospital because he got a bloody flapjack!
by Derpknight May 1, 2016
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