I wouldn't touch those african flapjacks with a ten foot pole.
by Perkywhitenips July 30, 2006
A somewhat overweight and overused bandwhore with extremely large and floppy breasts that she sticks in the face of musicians in the hopes that they are drunk enough to consider her worthy of shagging. A fat chick with huge tits who thinks she's really sexy.
Jeff: Dude, that was a great set we just played. Those chicks in the crowd are really diggin' us.
Jeremy: Oh, shit. Here come Raggedy Flapjacks. I hate it when she climbs all over me. It scares the really hot chicks away.
Jeff: Word.
Jeremy: Oh, shit. Here come Raggedy Flapjacks. I hate it when she climbs all over me. It scares the really hot chicks away.
Jeff: Word.
by pktoe August 07, 2006
A classic sex move in which you batter the girl up by pulling out and coming all over her chest and stomach, then you flip her over, add the chocolate topping by taking a dump on her back, then you dust her with a handful of blow, thereby adding the powdered sugar effect.
All of my friends commented on the fine craftsmanship I demonstrated by giving Jody the ol' Carolina Flapjack.
by Jickety March 16, 2008
One can accomplish this sex move by pressing and spreading one's butt-cheeks onto a person's chest or back. While this occurs one must defecate, producing a flat turd- or the "Flapjack" on the person's body. After you are done, proceed to cum on the flapjack, this would be the butter on top. And Enjoy!
by green-morning-wood September 15, 2009
When you dip your testicles in maple syrup and proceed to cover your friends morning pancakes with the testicle syrup.
I served some Norwegian Flapjacks to my buddies this morning. They were picking pubes out of their teeth for hours.
by Daddypengy April 19, 2022
The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized it then begins to resemble that of a common breakfast item.
by muscleman_2020 February 25, 2016
Damn that girl got hanging flapjack titties like sundried tomato s. She lost her her titties in a titty depository box. Looking like national geographic
by Jjfazz July 11, 2022