A lawyer, typically a bankruptcy lawyer or creditor rights lawyer or commerical type lawyer, well versed in the laws on debtor creditor- rights or the IRS collection matters, or shareholder dispute matters and who knows how to save people and businesses from financial fiasco's, after the fact. Typically viewed by his clients as a savior and by others, typcially creditors, as snakes who use their knowledge of the law to help one person screw another out of money or some other entitlement.
He employed a financial oncologist to remove those creditor claims for 30 cents on the dollar. The creditor was un happy but had no recourse at the time to otherwise accepting the offer or getting stiffed completely.
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A grown man who cannot provide or isn't willing to provide for himself or his family.
A grown manLacking in work ethic lacking in career ambition and financial drive. No self-pride No self-respect always borrowing money in debt
A grown man with no shame living off other people particularly, living off women in his life.
A grown man who doesn't know how to sustain a job. Often unemployment more than employed.
A grown man who plays video games all day unemployed living a financial parasitical existence.
A grown manLacking in work ethic lacking in career ambition and financial drive. No self-pride No self-respect always borrowing money in debt
A grown man with no shame living off other people particularly, living off women in his life.
A grown man who doesn't know how to sustain a job. Often unemployment more than employed.
A grown man who plays video games all day unemployed living a financial parasitical existence.
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employee 1:hey dude, i invested all my savings into (insert terrible investment opportunity that totally won't financially ruin you) and i put in my two weeks notice to my boss, and its rather smelly especially sense its on his desk. soon I'll be living super rich.
Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.
Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!
Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!
Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.
Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!
Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!
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