by Le noob August 13, 2012
Get the Fapstercake mug.When two gross fatties end up in bed together after a drunken night out. The man will insert his ample fist inside his good lady as he's too lazy to nail her, but after a couple of exerting thrusts falls asleep due to excessive cakes and pies and the fact they repulse each other that much.
The fatties awake in the morning...
Sarah : Chris please remove your fist from my vag!
Chris : Sorry love, i really am a sleepy fister.
Sarah : Chris please remove your fist from my vag!
Chris : Sorry love, i really am a sleepy fister.
by troutgold July 7, 2009
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A sexual position in which a man inserts one fist in a womans vagina, and the other fist in her mouth. The more she struggles, the more strained it becomes. Similar to chinese finger cuffs.
by RKJ November 26, 2013
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When you shove a fist in a woman's ass while holding a chicken finger. And then, pull out your fist and shove the chicken finger in her mouth.
by B on Weds. October 20, 2011
Get the foo fister mug.The Philadelphia Fister is both sexual and gourmet vegetarian cuisine. A person takes a 8 ounce piece of cream cheese and while grasping it with their fist, they penetrate a woman's vagina with it for a good 10-15 minutes, or until softened. Once softened, combine in a medium bowl with 1/2 cup mayonnaise. Mix until smooth (it should drip off the spoon). Add 1 cup diced celery (no need for onions, your girl took care of that taste element), paprika, and salt/pepper to taste. If this mixture is served on bread, this dish tastes identical to a tuna salad sandwich. It's a vagatarian delight!!
Yo, you almost got the cream cheese ready yet? I need to pack my Philadelphia Fister sandwich before I go to work!
by PMonzingo June 24, 2006
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