Fetus Waterslide

A girl that either has had lots of babies @ a young age, or shes had so many abortions..that its like a waterslide...of fetusus..

Look over there! Its Fetus Waterslide girl!!

by Lauren S. March 20, 2006

fetus doilie

A stylized human fetus placed in the center of a doilie. Typically seen in fundamentalist Christian households.

"Hey man you all set for the abortion clinic protest tomorrow"

"Oh yeah bro, my mom knitted me a great fetus doilie"

by Nuggleteer January 13, 2010

Bowel fetus

noun

A human poo.

girl "woah i just birthed the biggest bowel fetus. I named her Jenny then flushed her away."
boy "nice work"
girl "thanks dont go in there for a while, Jenny likes to linger"

by rapunzabel September 10, 2016

Fetus Eater

The act of eating, consuming or being accused of eating a fetus.

"You flaming Fetus Eater!"

by Ruby January 24, 2005

FETUS DELETUS

When you are pregnant and you don’t want the child. At this point you are in the dilevery room and it’s now or never. The doctor asks do you want the child or not. You say no and he screams FEETUS DELTUS!!!!! And he chucks the newborn child across the room

Nurse: Dr. The patient doesn’t want this Child anymore....
Dr: FETUS DELETUS
*chucks baby across the room*

by Slide sloot September 21, 2018

Fetus Pierogies

A delicious treat made by going to the nearest abortion clinic, rooting through the dumpster, grinding your spoils into a cheese-like consistency, and stuffing it into a circular piece of flattened dough. The dough is then folded over into a half circle, placed in a pot, and boiled in a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen. The delicious fetus pierogies are then ingested by the people who made them, or the people who buy "Mrs. T's".

Dude, I just bought a huge box of fetus pierogies, wanna come over and ingest them with me?

by diabolicalfritz October 11, 2009

fetus bong

a bong shaped like a fetus. self explanatory.

i just took a hit from the fetus bong. gooooood shit.

by Z-Machine May 23, 2008