felching

The practice of sucking, licking up semen from a guy's asshole.

I love felching a load out of a hairy guy's asshole.

by CubNSF November 7, 2015

felching

felching is the act of allowing a gerbil to root around in your colon

Bill and Ted had an amazing felching session last night.....till the gerbil got stuck and they wound up in the emergency room

by DanaLMay April 26, 2005

Fechingen

A small German town that induces hysterical laughter in German class.

Phil comes from Fechingen, where they love to feltch all day long.

by Dr. Ben May 29, 2003

Feltoning

To type random letters in a short amount of time (usually on AIM or Facebook), in order to express extreme emotions such as anger, hatred or happiness.

randomscreename69: i'm breaking up with you
randomguysaid: AKJFKSDJK LSDJGKLS GJKLSGJS
randomguysaid:LHKLDGSJ SKLGHJDS KLGH KLSDGH SDGSDGJL JDSG:KDJSG
randomguysaid: KLSDFLKSDFJSLKFUCK YOUTWAT JSDKLGJLSD KGJS KLDGHSDG
randomscreename69: stop feltoning

by Cropsy March 19, 2008

felching

the retrieval of semen from the anal passage via suction

Danny: I tried a great new sex position last night
Ramjad: What was it ?
Danny; felching !

by yoyoyojo April 11, 2015

Felching Greenman

When a male human has sex with a male animal, then felches Felching his own deposit out using a crazy straw.

My neighbor gave my dog Jeff a felching greenman and porr jeff hasn't been able to walk since.

by W. Stallworth April 6, 2004

felching

Felching is rooting around your butt for stuff. But you probably already knew that. I'm just gonna tell you how to use it in a sentence in nice company to see if they're game.

For example when you're waiting in line at a movie, you can say "does anybody know where "Felching in Bukakistan" is playing?

by bozo_de_niro June 22, 2010