Federal Signal

One of the original manufacturers of warning lights and sirens.

There is no sound quite like that of a fire truck screaming by.
What makes this so impressive is the ear deafening wail of the venerable Federal Q machanical siren.

by Jag III November 14, 2004

Federer

A wild beastly tennis player that wins by feasting on the strings of the opponents tennis racket.

Roger Federer it the biggest Federer i've eves seen. He ate my string, and my kids!

by John Doe July 14, 2004

Fudgers

A curse word to use if you're around your parents or other adults; the more polite way to curse.

Oh fudgers, I failed my math test!

by Thedreaminterpreter October 2, 2013

mother fudger

A kind way to say Mother fucker

Man 1: Whats up mother fudger?
Man 2: nothin much bitch

by Anthony_15 September 18, 2006

Federal worker break

Verb: 1) the act of taking an extended break at the begining or the end of your shift because your late or you want to leave early and not use your sick/vacation time.

Nuclear plant manger " where's John it 10am ? "

Secretary " John called in, hes's going to take his "Federal worker break" and coming 2 hrs late.

Nuclear plant manger " great I'm going to take my Federal worker break and leave at noon today "

by Lordmatt September 6, 2013

Federal Rapist

1. An officer of The Gape. But higherclass officers eventually become a Federal Rapist. This officer may sit down with you , without any sort of notice, and makes sure that whomever your on a date with , and mainly , POF dates, are putting out. Else, The Federal Rapist may inspect that butthole for you, making sure she will clench up her rooter for you. No one likes to not gape on a first date. No one.

If one must not get to gape a tight butt every once in a while, and perhaps maybe never has done so , then one might be a Federal Rapist. This can also occur if someone fucks "fake butts" , FleshLights, or putts dildos in their buttholes but doesnt get to actually gape anything. (ref code std string "gape" = to sex something, while preferably getting to "gape" that ass. Or just google it, for heavens to betsy)

Rich-" pound for pound, I really get to pound NOTHING on plenty of fish. Should I kill myself?"
Tim " The answer is simple. Become a Federal Rapist. Plenty of benefits, and you can legally smash any butthole you wish. But hey, its mainly the job of a Federal Rapist to make sure that all women will put out on first date. Cheer up Rich! In the meantime, go fuck that fake butt of yours. It needs lovin. And maybe some cleaning.

by Doctorate of The Gape May 26, 2015

Fudger

One who goes to a friends house for a sleepover and decides he wants to go to bed as soon as be gets there. Then after everyone is ready for bed the fudger decides he wants to watch Netflix.

Don’t invite him to your house, he’s a fudger.

by Devil Gang December 5, 2017