water faucet

When u blind her with your white lazer in the shower

"Why the fuck did u just blind me retard" guy-"water faucet bitch"

by David the weeb slayer March 21, 2017

Leaky Faucet

The female version of blue balls. When the drip keeps coming and the plumber has better things to do than fix your faucet.

“Steven has been teasing me all day; giving me a leaky faucet if you know what I mean.”

by Captain Carpe November 27, 2021

faucet knob

A blumpkin with a twisting motion.

She was giving me a faucet knob while talking dirty about ghost ass.

by Lzcs October 20, 2019

faucet hoe

someone who cries about everything under the sun. an emotional bitch

Markus: “Kelly you’re such a faucet hoe”
Me: “I know”

by mydogmoose June 22, 2019

leaky faucet

pre cum from a penis

him: damn you’re so hot
her: wanna let me help you with that leaky faucet?

by ladydunkerque July 28, 2021

Leaky faucet

The sexual act where a partner (typically a man) dosent poop for a month. Then when he’s all stockpiled and ready to go, you perform coitus on the man’s butthole until exploding inside. After you lay down below him and he pushes the gooey mixture into your mouth as you swallow all of it

I can’t wait for Mac to give me a leaky faucet tonight!

by Mr grippy October 17, 2025

Fauceting

When a person (typically female) uses either the bathtub or the shower faucet to stimulate the clitoris until orgasm is reached.

Before I had access to toys, fauceting was a safe, clean way to achieve orgasm.

by TayterFixedThtDefinition June 3, 2022