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Fappetizing

Sexually appealing; creating a state of sexual arousal, specifically an irrepressible urge to masturbate.
Chris' little sister is getting older and I must say, she's become rather fappetizing with that firm, adult body and sense of womanhood.
by Studfugly January 2, 2015
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Fappertisement

Advertisement that could be used for fap material.
The lingerie section of Sears, JC Penney, and Kmart found in the Sunday newspaper was the best fappertisement for a young man.

Between that and the comics, my hands were busy before/during/after church.
by Dr Drainage September 2, 2014
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Fapperoni

Masturbating with such ferocity that your penis resembles a raw, reddish stick of cured meat sausage.
I took a sick day at work which turned into a fapperoni party, and now I think I should get some ointment.
by The Unsightly bULGe September 12, 2014
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fappling

Fapping whilst observing adult content on any Apple desktop, laptop, or mobile device. Extra points are awarded for fapping to an Apple Watch being worn on the same hand as is doing the fapping.
A fapple a day keeps the doctor away, is the the age old saw on fappling.
by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015
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Fappee

Chris: Hey Tom who did you fap to last night?
Tom: My fappee?
Chris: Yeah
Tom: I fapped over Jessica
by Fill_ June 18, 2015
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Fipple nace

When someone's nose is so big that it looks like a tip of a nipple, or when someone puts their nose in your ass. that is also referred to as inside out nipple.
Stacy: look at that dude he is such a fipple nace.

Andrew: he looks like he would give his friend a fipple nace LOL
by Sliff cager;) May 13, 2020
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Fappier Than Ever

When Billie Eilish’s song not only makes you Happier Than Ever, but it makes you so excited that you wanna fap as it plays.

It starts out light enough but grows into a sound of cock n roll pleasure so powerful you wanna fap to the beat and let out some of your biggest moans.
Ben: Billie’s new song makes me feel fappier than ever, I love it.
Gregory: Me too.
by gregben February 26, 2022
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