Kid named finger

Waltuh put your dic away

I’m not havin se* with you waltuh -kid named finger

by Admiral_Calamari July 19, 2022

pull my finger

An ancient trick where one gets someone to pull his finger so he can fart.

Hey boy, pull grandpa's finger!

by LudwigVan December 20, 2003

No Finger February

No Finger February is a challenge for women not to finger them self for the whole month of February.
No Finger February is the parody of No Nut November.
Rules of No Finger February
no three strikes you only get one
there are no pass you fail you fail

Yo Girl you gonna do No Finger February.

by im the cumpster November 7, 2018

Three Finger Salute

The act of giving the shocker to a military wife.

The Commander gave his wife the three finger salute.

by Upstairs Guide February 20, 2015

Finger Slipped

When you're playing Save the World and a idiotic scammers excuse is that "his finger slipped"

Owner of Island: Alright I got edits on the box. 3. 2. 1.
Scammer: *Scammer grabs weapons and runs to other guys guns*
Owner of Island: What do you think you're doing?
Scammer: I'm so sorry man I was eating KFC because my mom owns it and the grease got all over my clothes, my controller, my hair, and my hand.
Owner of Island: So you're FINGER SLIPPED?
Scammer: I guess.

by huanghu October 12, 2018

five fingered discount

A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.

Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount

by oz November 7, 2003

finger

A body part that extrudes from the palm of your hand. You expected something horny, didn't you ;)

John never uses his finger for sexual purposes, but he uses them to do useful things such as typing.

by The7Guy January 28, 2021