Proven Fact

A statement that's 100% true no matter what anyone else says. Ever. Unlike the misleading title, there is no need for actual PROVEN facts. Often used in situations where couples fight over who loves each other more.

It is a proven fact that Olivia loves Amanda more.

Olivia: "It is a proven fact that I love you more"
Amanda: "Prove it!"
Olivia: "I don't need to."

by always damn right November 19, 2009

straight up fact

something that is true & in no way could be a lie

"Wriggely's belive it or not i saw what you did"-Hanney "thats a srtaight up fact yo"
Jo loves Brian <-- thats a straight up fact
"Errbody think yous a slut because you dress like a bust down"..."thats a striaght up fact chicka sorry"...."wtf ever yous juss jealous"

by josahoelamo May 20, 2008

FaceTime

oral sex.

You fucked?" "Nah, we just FaceTimed.

by sarijuana December 20, 2010

Fact checker

Someone who is censoring anything that goes against the narrative, disguised as a "fact checker", skips any proof that goes against the narrative

this was proven false by the fact checkers

are you stupid? do you really think those are real fact-checkers?

by t00c00lforscho00l February 27, 2022

Facetor

To be fucked beyond all consciousness. To do something random that would contradict or entertain the people. A name derived from your face going numb after taking drugs or getting drunk. Tor coming from the phrase tore up

To explain someone who partied too much:
Adam was facetor last night at the kegger.

Six shots and Adam was facetor.

To explain an awesome event taking place:
Oh man, Hulk Hogan just leg dropped the shit out of that person. That's Facetor.

To apologize for embarrassing or crazy actions:
I'm sorry about your vase Mary, I was facetor.

by Marc Oxenreider May 30, 2006

Facetable

A more extreme version of facepalm; with the forehead hitting a table (or the like) instead of a palm. Can be used as personal or indirect.

1. Used to show extreme displeasure at a statement or memory, causing sadness and limpness.

2. Used to show a violent action towards another person due to stupidity.
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1. Mother: "How was your first day of school?"
Son: *Facetable* "meh, don't ask.."

2. Guy#1: "That's what she said!"

Guy#2: "...No." *facetables Guy#1*

by Lince September 9, 2009

facetious

To make an attempt at being funny, while being sarcastic at the same time.

Jacky was being facetious when she said, "Yes, let's all go to Iraq for my birthday party!"

by Nikki P. September 6, 2004