failure to communicate 

failure to communicate (n)

Attempting desperately to convey an idea or explain what the hell you're talking about, but to no avail; esp. prevalent between husbands and their wives, or any male and female.

husband: "But it's the Cowboys versus the Redskins Thanksgiving game!"
wife: "..."

This is a prime example of a failure to communicate; absolutely nothing was just conveyed.

failure to communicate by wakingpain October 28, 2006

failure at life 

This person is an utter waste of space and should commit suicide immediately.

piggy is a failure at life.

failure at life by Don Juan D May 24, 2007

failure jacket 

an otherwise normal plaid jacket/coat worn by failures (i.e. people who are "cool" and smoke weed all day). it is usually red in colour but comes in green and blue as well. the larger the squares on the jacket, the bigger the failure. if the failure jacket is red, then the person has reached ultimate failure and there's no turning back

"Hey man, did you see that crackhead?"
"Which one?"
"The one wearing the failure jacket."

failure jacket by cerilebi January 6, 2010

Failure is Key

A sarcastic comment after one fails at life or at a homework assignment. In the creator's case, after he failed on a homework assignment.

"And I know it's probably going to be wrong, but abate?"
*teacher*= "Yep, that's wrong."
*my friend*= "FAILURE IS KEY!" -claps-
-entire classroom starts clapping-
*creator*= -gives "failure is key" speech-

Failure is Key by Han_dl November 8, 2017

Failure Management 

Failure management encompasses a comprehensive set of practices aimed at addressing and mitigating issues or faults in systems, products, or processes. It begins with the detection of failures, whether through sensors, monitoring systems, or human observation, followed by a diagnostic phase to understand the underlying causes. Once identified, strategies are deployed to reduce the impact of the failure, which can involve immediate fixes or the implementation of redundancy measures. Furthermore, failure management emphasizes learning from failures to prevent their recurrence through improvements in design, processes, or training. Proper documentation and risk assessment play vital roles in this process, ensuring that organizations can effectively respond to and learn from failures to enhance reliability and safety.

Failure management involves the systematic identification and diagnosis of faults or issues in systems.

It is followed by the implementation of effective mitigation strategies to minimize their impact.

Proper documentation and risk assessment are integral components of failure management, aiding in the development of strategies to prevent future failures and maintain the integrity of systems and processes.

Failure Management by GOLDENPRO1089YT October 4, 2023

Failure adventures

A very overused term in GoAnimate Styled Rants Which go!fags keep on using .

7 year old in rant:This show is about (Insert-protagonist here) and (insert protagonist gang here ) And they like to go on failure adventures.
Normal person: Bruh, the failure adventures term is getting overused nowadays, and failure means lack of success.
7 year old kid: WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Failure adventures by DokiYesPeppaNo VGCP January 29, 2023

Failure Grips 

A contemporary and more appropriate term for "love handles," which no one actually loves.

I love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don't like, and then try to pass them off as something other than they are.

"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."

No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.

Failure Grips by SnuffleMuffinMonster June 1, 2009